A friend of mine just returned from WDW and told me that while waiting for their table at Le Cellier they overheard a customer getting very angry and demanding that his party be seated at a window table.
Duh. Does the restaurant name not give you a clue? :D:
Not heard this one before
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darph nader
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Re: Not heard this one before
Very calmly ask the customer 'which' window he would like to sit next to. Problem solved.
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Re: Not heard this one before
Churchy's storysja wrote: Does the restaurant name not give you a clue? :D:
Guest: Le Cellier, like fer sher I like knows what that is. They have a winery in DCA so Le Cellier is a brand of booze.
Kid: Dad that is wrong.
Guest: Oops I meant that Le Cellier has to be a French perfume.
CM: Welcome to Le Cellier.
Kid: Dad this is a cellar.
Guest: Look, kid I got me a coliege education and know that Le Cellier means in French "the person who sells stuff, a seller".
CM: Do you have a reservation sir?
Guest: Of course I do and give me a window seat NOW or I will have you fired. We been standing here for an hour and my kids are starving.
CM: I am sorry sir but Le Cellier is French for The Cellar and cellars do not have windows.
WHOOP DE DOOO, now give me that danged window booth as you are this close to being canned!! (Fingers in CM's Face)
Stop booing my story. Churchy hides from CMs.
Remember that guests are always smarter than other guests who are smarter than CMs, fire men and police men. ;)
