OMG! What did I just Say?! (Spiel Oopies)

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Re: OMG! What did I just Say?! (Spiel Oopies)

Post by AlpineDL » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:12 pm

I heard someone working the Carrousel saying "Please keep your strap on until the horses have come to a stop" the other day... felt kinda tempted to point out she was talking about strap-on's and horses right in the middle of Fantasyland. :p:



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Re: OMG! What did I just Say?! (Spiel Oopies)

Post by TrappedinHarambe » Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:15 pm

Okay I am just confused- in my theme park career I have worked at 10 different attractions at 3 different parks. I have to say the best was when I really tired at KSR and would say (right around the lions)
"Amity 6 to base Amity 3 is sinking out by the lighthouse and I don't see any survivors, I don't know what could have done this... except a ... lion."
Oops... my bad.
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Re: OMG! What did I just Say?! (Spiel Oopies)

Post by DLRFantasmic!Dan » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:57 am

This was written on the board of the HISTA office:

"Parrots..............uhhhhh........pirates..............errrrr.......pilots, prepare for launch!"

Some CM spieled on Astro, lol!!


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Post by Alyssa3467 » Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:39 am

DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote:This was written on the board of the HISTA office:

"Parrots..............uhhhhh........pirates..............errrrr.......pilots, prepare for launch!"

Some CM spieled on Astro, lol!!
Well... with the stereotypical east Asian mixing up of L's and R's, "pirates" and "pilots" do sound an awful lot alike... :D:



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Post by Stduck » Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:41 am

DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote:This was written on the board of the HISTA office:

"Parrots..............uhhhhh........pirates..............errrrr.......pilots, prepare for launch!"

Some CM spieled on Astro, lol!!
Tomorrowland is just jealous they can't get in on the westside's Pirate fun! -grummbles about the columbia-

Kind of a speil oopsy.
So the Columbia has pirates hijack it every trip. And we the canoes were stuck behind the Columbia and were not given the ok to pass. So the pirate lady says something about hold off there lads. I said "I'm no Lad I'm a Lass!"

This started the pirate on this sisterhood and how she understood because there aren't a lot of lady pirates. I kinda stared at her.

Other things we say to Pirates as we pass "Looks like y'all are out gunned" as we flex.


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Re: OMG! What did I just Say?! (Spiel Oopies)

Post by Yeti Chaser » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:37 pm

How about one day while working a shift at Soarin' to keep my proficiencies I handed a guest a FLIK Card and said: "Please give this to an Expedition Tour Guide before you board your train to the mountain". Got some strange looks on that one. :sparky:


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Post by Main Streeter » Wed Aug 16, 2006 5:57 pm

Stduck wrote:Tomorrowland is just jealous they can't get in on the westside's Pirate fun!
No, we are not jealous. We have The Great Space Mt.,Buzz & Autopia too. :cool: Don't dog my favorite land Stduck. ]



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Post by cm007 » Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:40 am

Yesterday at strollers, I said to a guest who was checking in crutches, "Would you like to check your crotches in?" I was so embarassed.



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Re: OMG! What did I just Say?! (Spiel Oopies)

Post by Stduck » Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:48 am

Main Streeter wrote:No, we are not jealous. We have The Great Space Mt.,Buzz & Autopia too. :cool: Don't dog my favorite land Stduck. ]


Sadly Sarcasim doesn't translate well in text ;) Believe me between the Columbia and the singing Pirates...I WANT THEM TO GO AWAY NOW!!


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Re: OMG! What did I just Say?! (Spiel Oopies)

Post by DLRFantasmic!Dan » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:26 pm

Stduck wrote:Tomorrowland is just jealous they can't get in on the westside's Pirate fun! -grummbles about the columbia-
Yeah, yeah, whatever, if it floats your boat!! *Grumbles*


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