...Disney Is Cutting Back
10. Log flume ride at Disney World is bring-your-own-log
9. New theme park hours: 9:00 AM - 9:15 AM
8. Huey, Dewey and Louie sold to Chinatown restaurant
7. Instead of spooky high-tech ghosts, Haunted mansion is filled with depressing senior citizens
6. Disneyland now billing itself as "The 12th Happiest Place On Earth"
5. Gloomy Eeyore has to give up the Prozac
4. New EPCOT Center attraction: "Bankruptcyland"
3. Space Mountain's top speed? Twelve miles per hour
2. Snow White's dwarves replaced with seven illegal Mexican immigrants
1. For an extra hundred bucks, you can ride Cinderella
Letterman Top 10 Signs...
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hobie16
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Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen.
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MastrGracey
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Re: Letterman Top 10 Signs...
hobie16 wrote:...Disney Is Cutting Back
1. For an extra hundred bucks, you can ride Cinderella
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darph nader
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Re: Letterman Top 10 Signs...
How about Alice or Tinkerbell? :D:
(i can see this is going to get ugly)
(i can see this is going to get ugly)