Attractions that attract "attraction" (aka sex)

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Re: Attractions that attract "attraction" (aka sex)

Post by tskbf2005 » Sun May 21, 2006 11:29 pm

at knott's berry farm skycabin is the hot bed of attraction


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Re: Attractions that attract "attraction" (aka sex)

Post by IdiotsAreEverywhere » Mon May 22, 2006 1:15 am

darph nader wrote:I wish P/M would/will come back. Nothing like having my wife or girlfriend sitting on my lap.Much to mine and your delight. :rolleyes:

A little oral action would'nt hurt either. :cool:
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Re: Attractions that attract "attraction" (aka sex)

Post by GMC » Tue May 23, 2006 3:00 pm

I'm sure i've told it here before, but i recall, a day when two ladies were reluctant to enter row 15 at btm, because they were "...trying to figure out if his hand was really up her skirt, and why she's fixing her skirt in such a manner..." I made an appropriate reaction and wen to go check my lap bars, and when i got back to row 15, they still hadn't gotten in yet... i give the dude kudos, because she got the seat wet!

The ladies rode anyway, despite my advisement to wait for the next train. :puke2:


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Re: Attractions that attract "attraction" (aka sex)

Post by Manetoys » Sun Jun 11, 2006 10:10 pm

darph nader wrote:With all those monitors someone should sneek in a vcr. Ican see now.Late night cable infomercial STUPID GUESTS GONE WILD ONLY $19.95 .Call in the next 10 minuets and get and receive FREE,STUPID GUESTS POC. :cool:
considering I hear Disney owns a portion of the porn industry, I wouldn't be suprised XD


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Re: Attractions that attract "attraction" (aka sex)

Post by DLRFantasmic!Dan » Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:24 am

A CM told a story yesterday to us of a couple of firls full on making out at Star Tours and he asked them if they were done. They asked if it was good for him, and he called tower and he replied, "Yup". LOL!


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Re: Attractions that attract "attraction" (aka sex)

Post by JeffLUVZAriel » Sat Jun 17, 2006 3:56 am

Ohhh soo many stories ... great great stories.

Gosh I didn't know there was even one time there was sex happening at disney parks.. wow.. don't worry I can't have sex with anyone. I am a 30 year old virgin. I am happy people have sex at Disneyland I just wish I got to do it.

from jeff :(


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Re: Attractions that attract "attraction" (aka sex)

Post by Zazu » Sat Jun 17, 2006 9:42 am

Manetoys wrote:... I hear Disney owns a portion of the porn industry....
I think you're confused. It's one of Michael Eisner's sons that runs a porn website.


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Re: Attractions that attract "attraction" (aka sex)

Post by WhirlWindSpin » Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:26 am

JeffLUVZAriel wrote:Ohhh soo many stories ... great great stories.

Gosh I didn't know there was even one time there was sex happening at disney parks.. wow.. don't worry I can't have sex with anyone. I am a 30 year old virgin. I am happy people have sex at Disneyland I just wish I got to do it.

from jeff :(
How sad. :p: :(


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Re: Attractions that attract "attraction" (aka sex)

Post by KellyClarksonLover » Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:44 pm

JeffLUVZAriel wrote:don't worry I can't have sex with anyone.

Are you missing your "man parts" honey?


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Re: Attractions that attract "attraction" (aka sex)

Post by Storkly » Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:47 pm

JeffLUVZAriel wrote:Ohhh soo many stories ... great great stories.

Gosh I didn't know there was even one time there was sex happening at disney parks.. wow.. don't worry I can't have sex with anyone. I am a 30 year old virgin. I am happy people have sex at Disneyland I just wish I got to do it.

from jeff :(
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