All of this happened. :|
If some kid pokes me in the balls and asks if I'm real, I will either deck him or forcibly remove him from the park. I will not politely say yes.
If I am running children's attractions and some kid kicks me, I will ban him from the childrens attractions. I will not politely remove from the attraction.
If some fatso can't fit in the Screamin' Eagle inverter seats, I will say "You are to large to ride." I will not say "Our restraints aren't designed for your body type...".
If I am riding a ride while on break, I will not be polite to someone asking what the hell I'm doing.
I'd be a horrible CM.
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I'd be a horrible CM.
It is not Fast Track, it is Test Track. It is not Orgasmic, it is Fantasmic. It is not Innovations, it is Innoventions. It is not Disney Zoo, it is Animal Kingdom. It is not Network Neighborhood, it is Global Neighborhood.
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Re: I'd be a horrible CM.
I'd like to reply to this thread,but i would'nt know where to start.So i'll leave it to this post.
(maybe try decaf) ;)

(maybe try decaf) ;)
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Re: I'd be a horrible CM.
[quote="darph nader"]I'd like to reply to this thread,but i would'nt know where to start.So i'll leave it to this post.
(maybe try decaf) ]
We seriously need a once a day deck 'em pass. This is why SB needs more expensive tickets. Idiots would complain and go to Darien Lake instead. :D:

(maybe try decaf) ]
We seriously need a once a day deck 'em pass. This is why SB needs more expensive tickets. Idiots would complain and go to Darien Lake instead. :D:
It is not Fast Track, it is Test Track. It is not Orgasmic, it is Fantasmic. It is not Innovations, it is Innoventions. It is not Disney Zoo, it is Animal Kingdom. It is not Network Neighborhood, it is Global Neighborhood.
Re: I'd be a horrible CM.
Once a day deck'em passes? Is that as in free to punch out annoying guests with no penalty? DAYIM!!!! When I worked at Knott's, we RO's could've used a million of those! Not just on obnoxiuos guests, but on bonehead co-workers, snot-brained SLs, and especially on self-serving jerkoff managers! :twisted: :D: