Mine for the Screamin' Eagle (Zamperla Hawk inverter):
"Riders, how was your ride? *whoo!* Please stand up and go to the exit. Welcome to the Screamin' Eagle! Due the nature of this ride, lose articles and shoes are NOT PERMITTED! THAT INCLUDES CHANGE. Please sit upright and do not hang from the restraints. Thanks, bitches!"hb
Simplified Spiels!
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WhirlWindSpin
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Simplified Spiels!
It is not Fast Track, it is Test Track. It is not Orgasmic, it is Fantasmic. It is not Innovations, it is Innoventions. It is not Disney Zoo, it is Animal Kingdom. It is not Network Neighborhood, it is Global Neighborhood.
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IndyandMarion
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Re: Simplified Spiels!
What I would say at St. B:
Doors open, go inside, no flash photos. Thank you.
At Unload I would say: Ride is over, GET OFF!
Doors open, go inside, no flash photos. Thank you.
At Unload I would say: Ride is over, GET OFF!
A good photograph means knowing where to stand
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ThunderCat
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Re: Simplified Spiels!
I like what a friend of mine uses on Jungle Cruise:IndyandMarion wrote:At Unload I would say: Ride is over, GET OFF!
And now folks, we reach the end of our journey, and I'd like to leave you with the same words of wisdom my father shared with me on my 18th birthday: Get Out. Oh, sorry... that was rude. Get out, please.
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DLRFantasmic!Dan
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Re: Simplified Spiels!
At HISTA, I change it to: "Now, i would like to tell you something that my father told me on my 18th Birthday: GET OUT!. I'm sorry, that was rude. This is Disney, please get out!" LOL :DThunderCat wrote:I like what a friend of mine uses on Jungle Cruise:
And now folks, we reach the end of our journey, and I'd like to leave you with the same words of wisdom my father shared with me on my 18th birthday: Get Out. Oh, sorry... that was rude. Get out, please.
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Rocket Scientist at "HISTA"/ Astro Orbitor,
Space Ranger at Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters
Fantasmic!
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RDCT Fireworks
From June 28, 2003 To October 4, 2006 - Once A DL CM, Always A DL CM!
Re: Simplified Spiels!
At Knott's. the train bandits would say,"I'll tell you what my daddy said to me on my 18th birthday--get out or start payin' rent!" and "Ride's over--get offa my train!" They also did that "This is your birthday song, it isn't very long" bit.