Guest: What is this?
Me: This is the exit for Kilimanjaro Safaris.
Guest: Is it a ride?
Me: It's a two week safari adventure.
Guest: Can we go on it?
Me: Yes, actually the entrance is down the path, in the village.
Guest: So there's no way we can get on here?
Me: No ma'am, I'm sorry but we can't put anyone on at unload.
Guest: Why?
Me: Because this truck will go directly to load where there are people who have been waiting over an hour to get on already lined up for this truck.
Guest: What if we sit in the back?
Me: I'm sorry, but that would mess up our loading procedures. There are still fast pass tickets availible if you don't want to wait in the standby line.
Guest: So you're saying I can't ride?
Me: No, I'm saying you can't get on here. You can ride as many times as you want, but you have to go through the line.





