Note: The coaster I was running WILL DECAPITATE YOU IF YOU STAND.
Guest: *stands up*
Me: SIT DOWN.
Guest: *sticks tounge out and stands*
Me: SIT DOWN OR IT'LL DECAPITATE YOU!
Guest: *stands*
Me: *emergency stops*
Guest: *falls down* OW! I'M SUING!
Me: Uh, yeah, you woulda gotten killed if you stood.
Guest: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!
Me: *hands nametag*
Haha. First time I got fired by a guest. :)
...and you deserve it!
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WhirlWindSpin
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...and you deserve it!
It is not Fast Track, it is Test Track. It is not Orgasmic, it is Fantasmic. It is not Innovations, it is Innoventions. It is not Disney Zoo, it is Animal Kingdom. It is not Network Neighborhood, it is Global Neighborhood.
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darph nader
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Re: ...and you deserve it!
(shaking head) Some people are so f-in stupid.I'm sure if you had let him/her stand and get killed their family would have sued any way. 
"YOU should have insisted they SIT DOWN". 
Idiots.
"YOU should have insisted they SIT DOWN". Idiots.-
WhirlWindSpin
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Re: ...and you deserve it!
I also have the satisfaction of knowing they have a nice big bruise on their ass from falling when I e-stopped it. And they got escorted out of the park. :D:
It is not Fast Track, it is Test Track. It is not Orgasmic, it is Fantasmic. It is not Innovations, it is Innoventions. It is not Disney Zoo, it is Animal Kingdom. It is not Network Neighborhood, it is Global Neighborhood.