Donkey Stories

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Donkey Stories

Post by Skovdaddy » Mon May 15, 2006 7:37 pm

Last year Universal got a talking Donkey who does a meet and greet next to Shrek and Fiona. He is a talking puppet, who is very funny and usually draws a small crowd. Sometimes we Shrek attendants can hear Donkey through the wall, and will poke our heads out to see what Donkey is saying. Today we saw this:



Donkey: So how old are you princess?

Girl: I'm three

Donkey notices that the girl's mom is holding up TWO fingers, not three

Donkey: I see your mom over there is saying two. So what is it? Two or three?

Girl: Well, I'm three, but Mommy said that I was two to the man.

Donkey: Mama lied to get you into the park for free!!! Mama you owe me money! You owe me money!



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Re: Donkey Stories

Post by kurtisnelson » Tue May 16, 2006 5:01 pm

That must have been great...


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Re: Donkey Stories

Post by KatzOhki » Wed May 17, 2006 4:07 pm

How cuuuute :)


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Re: Donkey Stories

Post by WhirlWindSpin » Tue May 30, 2006 11:34 pm

That's hilarious! :D:


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