Really stupid guest...Funny too...

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Really stupid guest...Funny too...

Post by BJWanlund » Wed Mar 01, 2006 11:00 pm

OK, my last trip to WDW yielded comic gold. I can't put this on G-rated forums, so this is probably the first you've heard of it.

I was going into The Land in Epcot, my very favorite park save for Disney-MGM Studios, and I wasn't paying much attention. Luckily, my mother was. She overheard this lady talking about Epcot and she mentioned that over at the Imagination Pavilion you could see "Ellen Degenerate" (aka Ellen Degeneres). I don't know where she got the misinformation, but you actually can see Ms. Degeneres over at Universe of Energy. But the comic gold was she was ABSOLUTELY serious, straight face and all! She wasn't making a joke or anything. Guess idiots like her are all too common at the parks.

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Re: Really stupid guest...Funny too...

Post by Ansem » Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:27 am

Disney sells a shirt that is actually very appropriate. It reads: I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!



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Post by kickman77 » Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:36 pm

that should be the motto of every cast member


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Re: Really stupid guest...Funny too...

Post by Fantasmic_Freak » Mon May 01, 2006 2:06 am

Pull down.. No Habla English. AhHhHhHhH! times 50.. a group from mexico, didnt speak a word but the word english. Idiots, you come to another country that the main language is english wuddja think, im not speakin spanish to you. :D:


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Re: Really stupid guest...Funny too...

Post by dudspizza » Mon May 01, 2006 7:33 pm

Ansem wrote:Disney sells a shirt that is actually very appropriate. It reads: I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!
I just bought a shirt that says, "Your village called, their idiot is missing!"

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Re: Really stupid guest...Funny too...

Post by PirateJohn » Mon May 01, 2006 8:57 pm

dudspizza wrote:I just bought a shirt that says, "Your village called, their idiot is missing!"

Duds
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Re: Really stupid guest...Funny too...

Post by darph nader » Mon May 01, 2006 10:20 pm

dudspizza wrote:I just bought a shirt that says, "Your village called, their idiot is missing!"

Duds
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Re: Really stupid guest...Funny too...

Post by Yfoog » Mon May 01, 2006 10:47 pm

Fantasmic_Freak wrote:Pull down.. No Habla English. AhHhHhHhH! times 50.. a group from mexico, didnt speak a word but the word english. Idiots, you come to another country that the main language is english wuddja think, im not speakin spanish to you. :D:
Courious.....with Monday, May 1 being the "Great American Boycott", was attendance at the parks lighter than usual for a Monday?


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Re: Really stupid guest...Funny too...

Post by Freak » Wed May 03, 2006 12:12 pm

Fantasmic_Freak wrote:Pull down.. No Habla English. AhHhHhHhH! times 50.. a group from mexico, didnt speak a word but the word english. Idiots, you come to another country that the main language is english wuddja think, im not speakin spanish to you. :D:
Oh man, friggin hell! May 1st AND 2nd we had that over at my park. NOBODY understood "buckle your seatbelt" or "dont touch your lapbar." Hand motions worked for the most part, but NO hand motion in the world worked for "keep your feet flat on the floor."

And I really felt stupid spieling in english when I knew not one of them understood what I was saying on the pre-launch spiel.


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Re: Really stupid guest...Funny too...

Post by sandravb79 » Sat May 13, 2006 2:18 pm

Fantasmic_Freak wrote:Pull down.. No Habla English. AhHhHhHhH! times 50.. a group from mexico, didnt speak a word but the word english. Idiots, you come to another country that the main language is english wuddja think, im not speakin spanish to you. :D:
Yes, it's like all those Americans that visit Belgium/ the Netherlands/ France/ ... and don't speak anything else than English, and they also expect everyone else to speak English... :rolleyes:


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