What We Have Here...

[PirateJohn]

Some people simply shouldn't breed...

Some guy was letting his toddler stand on the Innoventions fountain, basically clawing over the side to look inside. No problem, we get this all the time, and some cast members are just too lazy to tell these people anymore. Anyway...

Me: I'm sorry, but we can't have children standing on there.

Him: She's fine.

Me: Uh, no, sir. We really can't have children up there.

Him: Why not?

Me: Safety thing. I've seen kids take a header in the fountain before.

Him: It's okay, I'm with her.

*pause*

Me: Sir, I really can't have kids standing on there.

Him: Well, you only had to say it once! (finally takes her off)



Love it when guests completely contradict themselves.

[Notatourist]

I have a tendency to say...

"It's going to hurt when she falls, so you might want to get her down now."

[darph nader]

You should have given the guest a hammer.

Guest,"what's this for?"

You,"hit yourself in the head,repeatedly".

Guest,"Why?"

You," because it will feel 'SO GOOD' when you STOP".

:twisted:

[lilllmcgil]

Him: Well, you only had to say it once! (finally takes her off)

you: that would have been great.