Blonde Joke
Re: Blonde Joke
2 blondes are trying to unlock the door of the convertable with a coat hanger. The first one says: "I can't get the door unlocked". The second one says: "Hurry up and try harder, it's starting to rain and the top is down!!"
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LittleDollClaudia
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Re: Blonde Joke
(my fav. blonde joke ever)
One blonde is driving down the street when she sees another blonde rowing a boat in a dirt field. She pulls over and gets out of her car. She yells at the first blonde, "You know it's blondes like you that give blondes like me a bad name. And if I could swim, I would kick your ass!"
Yeah, I know..but damn it's funny.
One blonde is driving down the street when she sees another blonde rowing a boat in a dirt field. She pulls over and gets out of her car. She yells at the first blonde, "You know it's blondes like you that give blondes like me a bad name. And if I could swim, I would kick your ass!"
Yeah, I know..but damn it's funny.
^^ Hey, that's me! ^^
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darph nader
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Re: Blonde Joke
I thought it was an old joke. 3 blondes are driving to Anaheim to visit the park.Half a mile before they get there they see a sign that reads"Disneyland Left" .So they turned around and went home. 