Here's Your Sign: The Disney Saga

[Syndrome]

That shirt is also one of those sold at "Lion King" (the Broadway play). I have a black one with a picture of the Broadway Scar and that quote.

[DLRFantasmic!Dan]

At HISTA Greeter:

Guest: Is the Space Mountain wait time accurate? 90 minutes??
Me (Thinking): Nope, it's 5 hours!

Guest (Literally every 5 seconds): Where is the fast pass for Space Mountain?
Me pointing towards the direction of the fast pass with a big smile on my face.
Guest (Laughing): You get that question all the time huh?
Me nodding.

Note: From a Space Mountain CM:

Rules for riding space mountain

1. do not ask for the front row
2. do not use the storage pouches in front of you
3. do not run twoards moving rockets
4. fat ppl should put away the turkey legs
5. both legs must be under one lap bar
6. do not weigh down our rockets
7. do not wave to the cast memeber in tower
8. no screaming allowed.
9. do not ask to ride again.
10. Space Mtn. fast passes are not to be used early.
11. Space Mtn. is a roller coaster not a game.
12. tell the castmemebers how many in your party not who you are riding with
13. pull up on the lap bars dont raise your hands
14. to not shove fastpasses in our face.
15. during a down time dont ask us how long were going to be down for we dont know
16. do not ask to go into the blue room
17. dont ask us if the line is really ### long.
18. your admission ticket is not a fast pass.
19. birthdays do not get to cut in line so they dont have to wait just because its your birthday.
20. do not leave trash on our unload dock.
21. old ppl should not ride space.
22. hurry your fat ass up when loading the rocket
23. if your fat and ask us if your can fit in the rocket we be honost and give you a truthfull answer.
24. fast pass go first before stand by.
25. fast passes can not and will not be used early.
26. the blue tickets are used to get a fast pass, and are fast passes alone
27. If you paid 50$ to come into disneyland just to ride space mountain you got fucking riped off
28. lapbars go over the legs and are not to be sat on.
29. there is no lap sitting'
30. no more than two ppl per row.
31. the blue tickets are used to get a fast pass and are not fast passes alone.
32. do not use the stoarage pouches
33. remember to grab your stuff when exiting.
34. have your stuff ready to exit before the rockets stops in the station
35. do not force your bags in the puches when your stuff does not easyly fit such as backpacks and purses.
36. when at bars and we say pull up your bars we mean pull up on your bars. dont raise your hands, push the bars down further, or just sit there and sare at us "PULL UP ON YOUR FUCKING LAPBAR!!!!!"
37. if you have a party bigger than 12 ppl your party is going to be split up rockets can only carry 12 ppl per rocket.
38. do not read the warning signs then ask us if this ride is like it says on the warnign sign

i Hate stupid questions

here are some of the dumest qustions that i have been asked and as you know i like doing the bill engvalls heres yor sign remarks so i think youll find some of thes funny

1. i was doing GC and i had my flash light with the light cone on it and a cast memeber comes up to me and asked "hey you doing Guest Control" i was like "nope training to become a jedi"

2. i was working space mountain and i was at the entrence and a guest comes up to me and askes "is this the entrence to space mountain" i was like "nope entrence to autopia"

3. i was working autopia entrence and a guest come up to me and asked me "excuse me do the bathrooms have toliets in them" i was like "nope you piss in the sink"

4. i was working track on autopia and a guest come up to me and asked me "do these cars run on fuel" i was like "nope they run on the hopes and dreams of chrildren"

5. i was wokring autopia and a guest come up to me and asked me "excuse me but are the names on your name tags are those your real names" i was like nope "my real name is bob a lob a ding dong i just thougth david would be easier to rmemeber"

6. i was waling to the inn between in my auto costume and a guest comes up to me and askes "excuse do you work here" i was like Nope "im on break from taco bell"

7. i was working in the station of space mountain and a guest askes me "is this space mountian" i was like nope "this is acutally the indiana jones adventure in the year 2015"

8. working the entrece of the attractions pple always ask "is that the real wait time" i was woking space and or auto and they come up to me and ask "excuse me is the wait really 60 minutes" i was like "nope the wait is acutally about 59 minutes we just decided to round it up one"

9. i was working track on autopia at line one and a guest drove up to me from gate six to gate one and asked me "how do i make the car go do i push the peadle" i was like "nope you use your thought to make the car go"

10. i was doing circular flow infront of tours and a guest comes up to me and asked me "are the fire works going to be in the sky" i was like "nope under the rivers of america"

11. im working the entrence of of space or auto and guest come up to me as ask if the wait is really 30 min long i was like "no the wait is really 29.9min wait"

12. i was working the entrecne to autopia and a guest come up to me and ask "wats the differnce between this autopia and that autopia" i was like "nothing that autpia is the autopia fast pass distrubution, where as this autopia is the ride that you go on".

13. i was on grandstand of autopia and at the merge point of grandstand a guest askes me "excuse me is this the line for the monorail" i was like wat a dumb shit didnt you see the line going down to thhe cars and not a longg whit train.

14. i was working the entrence of space mountain and a lady came up to the entrecne and read out loud the warning sign at the entrence when she was done she looks at me and asked me "excuse me is this the entrecne to space mountain and is this a roller coaster ride in the dark" i was like "nope this is thhe line for monorail we jsut up space mountain to get your hopes up" and remember she read the warning sign out loud every single work.

15. working on space a guest asked me "excuse me on this ride do you really get launced into space?" i was like "oh yeah we have billions of dollars to lauch a rocket in space very 20 seconds.

16. i was working merge at space and a guest come up to me and asks "excuse me but can you breath on this ride" i was like "nope no we just tell every one to hold there breath for a really long time"

these are jsut some of the stupid question cast memebers could be asked working disneyland soem are just so stuipid they are funny if you have ever been asked a stupid guest to cast member question let me know i would love to hear it.

[Jumboshrmp]

Rules for riding space mountain

1. do not ask for the front row

NOOO!!!!!!

I do this all the time!
Space Mountain is the only ride I do it on, because the rockets are so small.
Or does tis only apply to the Disneyland versions?

[IdiotsAreEverywhere]

NOOO!!!!!!

I do this all the time!
Space Mountain is the only ride I do it on, because the rockets are so small.
Or does tis only apply to the Disneyland versions?

Maybe you can ask for the front row but you must wait?

[IRSmart1]

"This tram ONLY goes to the Timon parking area. We do not go the big, concrete parking garage. NO mickey, No minnie, no donald, no daisy, no goofy, no chip and dale, no pinnochio. NO 6 story parking building. ONLY TIMON!!"

After a trip to TIMON:

Oh, I parked in goofy. where are the escalaters?

We don't go to goofy, that is why I said so before the tram took off.

Oh I heard you, I didn't think you were talking to me.

I absolutely hate it when people don't listen to the speil. It's bad enough that they dont read signs. We try to tell them where the trams go to prevent them from wasting their time on a tram ride. I feel its very rude to not listen to the cast member talking to you on the PA. I know it's not a new concept to feel this way but it does get very frustrating every night when this happens.

OH, so you don't go to daisy?

Thats what I said isn't it? Everytime I repeat the phrase there is ALWAYS someone who will look back at me and stare for a moment. It is those same people who come back later all confused. If you would have listened to me in the first place you wouldn't be confused.

[lady ulrike]

NOOO!!!!!!

I do this all the time!
Space Mountain is the only ride I do it on, because the rockets are so small.
Or does tis only apply to the Disneyland versions?

It might only apply to the Disneyland version. My fiancee (I don't know how many e's means male, but whatever) used to work it and because they have to move so fast to prevent the ride breaking down, it irritates them with any special request, they don't have time to adjust. If they do adjust, then they send empty rows or the ride breaks down, so they simply don't (or didn't) adjust.

[Jumboshrmp]

It might only apply to the Disneyland version. My fiancee (I don't know how many e's means male, but whatever) used to work it and because they have to move so fast to prevent the ride breaking down, it irritates them with any special request, they don't have time to adjust. If they do adjust, then they send empty rows or the ride breaks down, so they simply don't (or didn't) adjust.

It breaks down?
How so?
I can understand that a holdup will cause a the trains to stack, therefore stopping the rockets on the brake sections.
Is that what you mean by breaking down?

[Jumboshrmp]

Maybe you can ask for the front row but you must wait?

Yeah, you have to wait for the next train, but I have never been denied a front row seat when I ask for one.

[hhsrat]

If we're talking space mountain at WDW, I prefer row 2, 3, 5 or 6 ... Rows 1 and 4 (the front of each car) don't have quite as much leg room

[IndyandMarion]

It breaks down?
How so?
I can understand that a holdup will cause a the trains to stack, therefore stopping the rockets on the brake sections.
Is that what you mean by breaking down?

She means that the ride will cascade. Cascading is a big thing in older rides (like Space Mountain at WDW). It's basically a fail safe system that keeps the rockets from possibly colliding with each other on the track.

Over at RnRC, we have that system, but it's close to down right impossible for it to happen because of how the ride is set up. Basically the reason is because one of the zones has to be clear for a limo and launch to launch. If we have a limo sitting at the back of the return tunnel for whatever reason with a limo at launch, the one at launch won't do so until the one in the tunnel clears that zone.

So apply that to Space, except that the rockets can continue to move even if that one zone is still occupied. Wait until the new CPs get here in May/June and go to Space, you'll see the work lights on every hour because they haven't gotten use to moving as quick as they need too, causing the ride to cascade and ultimately shut down (Use the TTA to check it out)