Here's Your Sign: The Disney Saga

[Jumboshrmp]

*Just yesterday at Tower FP Return with Chris O.*
Chris - "Ma'am, may I see your FPs?"
--Woman shows them to Chris--
Chris - "Ma'am, these are not valid FPs."
Woman - "Why not?"
Chris - "Because they say NOT A VALID FP."
--Woman goes through standby and Chris and I look at each other and laugh-- Here's Your Sign.

Wow, that's great! At least she didn't try and argue, that would have been hard to prove.

[IndyandMarion]

No need to be tink. I went against my own ideals and I got what i had coming to me because of it.

However, I do ask that this be the last time it is mentioned. Both here and at work (Provided we actually ever run into each other)

[NikkiGrrl]

ahhh i love this topic ^^

when i last posted here i was working McDonald's. Now I'm working at a Chili's and let me tell you...i've seen a decrease in stupid people but they're still out there.

Repeated Question: "Can i pay now or later?" (I work To-Go)
Repeated answer: "It's totally up to you."

One woman come sin, picks up a to-go menu and is looking it over. I'm waiting to take her order. she points to something on the menu, more precisely the pasta's.

G: "Does these two have alfredo sauce?"
Me: "Yes ma'am."
G: "oh...well. I don't want shrimp." (Is referring to our Shrimp Alfredo Pasta) she points right to the Cajun Chicken Pasta. "What doe sthis have?"
M: (Desired responce) "Well ma'am, if you learned how to read you would obviously see that it is a CHICKEN pasta." (Actual response) "It's chicken...ma'am."

We also get a lot of the "I've been waiting XX minutes for my food!!! where is it grrrr!!!" when in actuallity it's only been...meh 8 minutes.

on a side note, my restauraunt has been frequented by members of the Carolina Panthers (Ken Lucas and Jeff Mitchell have both been sighted, i waited on Jeff Mitchell personally in To-Go.)

[lady ulrike]

Dating someone at work is NEVER a good idea,

It's not NEVER a good idea, most of the time it's not. See, I dated someone from work and now I'm marrying him, of course he also isn't a CM anymore. :)

[TheManator]

It's not NEVER a good idea, most of the time it's not. See, I dated someone from work and now I'm marrying him, of course he also isn't a CM anymore. :)

I met my wife at three jobs ago.
And we're already planning our Disney World Tour :P

Some it's a bad idea, for me, it means marital.

[PirateJohn]

Some it's a bad idea, for me, it means marital.

For some, marital is a bad idea! :D:

[Jumboshrmp]

I was going to post this in the thread about Tower of Terror (you'll understand why if you've read it), but I decided it would be best here.
Two HYS from Space Mountain that I have witnessed on Space Mountain:

Guest: Does this ride go upside-down?
CM: Only seven times.

Guest: How fast does this go?
CM: 3 times the speed of light.

[IndyandMarion]

After two years of collecting these...I thought it was high time I stepped into the mind of a guest to see exactly how and why it happens. It was frightening yes but damn, I had fun doing it.

Me: Excuse me, where is the castle?
CM: Right behind me.
Me: *Looked at the castle* Oh no, the other one.
CM: We don't have any other castle. . .
Me: Yeah you do, the sleeping beauty castle.
CM: That's out in Disneyland California.
Me: Wait. I flew here from Maine to see that castle and it's not even here!?
CM: Sorry.
Me: It's ok, I was only messing with you. *Told the real deal behind me asking*

Me: Is there a restroom close by? *Knowing full well there was one behind me about twenty feet away*
CM: Yes, right in that hall way.
Me: Is there one closer?
CM: No, that is the only one nearby.

I still have yet to fully understand the nature of the stupid questions...but maybe someday.

[IRSmart1]

I always love it when it rains because of the way guests act in/around the trams. One night in particular, I didn't have my rain gear with me when it started raining pretty hard. Obviously, after just a few minutes I was soaked head to toe. Here comes a ton of guests heading toward the trams to go home. Of course, everyone is trying to force their way onto the tram because they ALL want to get on the first one. Even when there are no seats left they will still walk up and down the tram despite repeated requests to step away from the tram.
I remember one instance when the tram was full, I was doing my walkthrough to be sure the tram was SAFELY loaded. I came upon a man who would not sit down all the way due to the fact that the seat was wet (gee, what a concept, you mean rain makes stuff wet???). He asked me if I had a towel. I replied with a nice "No, I'm sorry I don't". He replied with "You mean I have to sit my butt on this wet seat!!??". At this point you should've seen all the rest of the guests in that car. They all looked at me like: Is this guy an idiot? It's raining! I said "Yes, its for your safety". "You're supposed to make sure the seats are dry before each trip."
What a moron. Number one, it's raining, DUH! Of course everything is wet. In fact that becomes the most popular phrase once it rains. Number two, NO it is NOT my job to keep it dry. My job is to get you safely beack to your parking area. Take your pick, sit on a wet tram or walk back to your car.
One other woman holding a baby in her arms got mad when I asked her to wait for the next tram due to the fact that this one was full. "But I have a baby!!" "Ma'am, there are no more seats!!! Step back please." I never understand people that think they get priority over others just because they have a child. As if they're the only ones with a child in all the resort. Same with parking their car, "can I park closer, I have kids?". :mad:

[Flame]

alright, here's one.

i was at MAGIC KINGDOM, right by Haunted Mansion.

i heard a guy behind me say "Is that Tower of Terror?".

i seriously wanted to say "No you moron. the sign that clearly states "HAUNTED MANSION" means absolutly nothing." -.-


they need an IQ test for the parks. anyone with below 115 doesn't get in. lmao.