Stupid Freaking Cheerleaders!!!!!

[Main_Street_Merch]

It's that time of year again folks! The time when the screaming, stunting, chanting, twirling mass arrives to disturb the otherwise refreshing peace of February. That's right! It's the Cheer Competitions. I figured it was only right to devote some space to these stupid, albeit peppy, guests.

Top 10 Stupid Cheerleaderisms seen at WDW:

10: Screaming cheers on Mainstreet. For real guys, please be quiet. It's turn of the century America. I promise you there were no groups of girls in short skirts screaming.

9:Screaming cheers anywhere other than the event arena. Ok, honestly... it's just annoying. No one cares if you can swat the yellowjackets or if big blue really can win, I don't need to hear you on Main Street when you are in Tomorrowland!

8: Piling all of your purchases in front of one register and then yelling at the cashier when he/she doesn't ring you up seperately. You are not joined at the hip. You can stand in line all by yourself.

7: Wearing your cheerleading uniform with pants under it in the park. Unless you are in between events at the Studios... put on normal clothes! Do you see any of the other athletes from competitions wandering around in their uniforms? No!

6: Pulling and pounding on Shop Doors after the shops are closed. I'm sorry, but you have to budget your time just like everyone else in the park. I'm not going to open the Chapeau for you after it's been closed for 15 minutes and the cash register is cleared just because you are leaving tomorrow and didn't get your Mickey Mouse Ears.

5: Screaming in shops, restaurants, or other enclosed spaces. It's annoying and painful to those around you!

4: Running en-Masse down Mainstreet and trampling little kids. A good rule of thumb for any park-goer. Although most groups don't travel in packs of 30.

3: Carrying your tournament trophy around the park. Seriously... those things are huge (or not so huge depending) and have sharp edges on them that poke people when you are in a crowd. No one cares what you won, we just saw the six groups in front of you with trophys too. I know you went to your car before you came to MK, so LEAVE IT THERE!!!

2: Cheer moms. You don't need to have the same curly ponytail as your daughter who actually competed. And you don't need to carry a trophy around either!

1: Having sex anywhere in any park. Folks, this actually happened at the Studios... security broke up a cheering mob to find out that the mob was cheering for a couple engaging in non-Disneyesque activities.

Add your thoughts so that we may all get through this unusually loud and peppy time of year as sanely as possible.

[xtinkerbell84x]

They're worse during their convention. I worked it last year at Studios, and OMFG, are they annoying. Running down Sunset by the THOUSANDS, cheering while waiting for F! to start (we had to keep telling them to shut up or be kicked out because they were disturbing the other guests), trying to run backstage, having sex in every corner and restroom possible, cheering as loud as humanly possible in the Tower and Coaster queues...absolutely ridiculous. One came up and screamed "WE OWN THIS PLACE!" in my ear...literally in my ear...I wanted to grab her by her perfectly curled ponytail, slam her face first into the side of the curb, and tell her to calm her perky ass down. :D:

[Main_Street_Merch]

They're worse during their convention. I worked it last year at Studios, and OMFG, are they annoying. Running down Sunset by the THOUSANDS, cheering while waiting for F! to start (we had to keep telling them to shut up or be kicked out because they were disturbing the other guests), trying to run backstage, having sex in every corner and restroom possible, cheering as loud as humanly possible in the Tower and Coaster queues...absolutely ridiculous. One came up and screamed "WE OWN THIS PLACE!" in my ear...literally in my ear...I wanted to grab her by her perfectly curled ponytail, slam her face first into the side of the curb, and tell her to calm her perky ass down. :D:

It is their convention.

[TheManator]

1: Having sex anywhere in any park. Folks, this actually happened at the Studios... security broke up a cheering mob to find out that the mob was cheering for a couple engaging in non-Disneyesque activities.

Add your thoughts so that we may all get through this unusually loud and peppy time of year as sanely as possible.

Woah baby!
No need to pack pants people.

[SoarWhoreCoCo]

C-C-Che-Cheer-I canr even say it-CHeerleaders!!!!! AAAAAAAAgggggghhhh!
Homeland Sercurity should check our these little terrorists and their moms....AND LETS NOT FORGET POPWARNER EVENTS! I need a lay down known I am so tramautized just remembering. AND IT DIDNT END THIS YEAR ! Event afer event after event this year. :puke2:

[Fantasmic_Freak]

Oh! Cheerleaders, only outranked by ribbon twirlers and jitterbugs! Well, get your calender and mark off the days till they leave! should you start selling earplugs? Or how about signage, No Cheering Zone! :twisted: filed under rude rude rude in my book. Keep faith, and you can cheer them back as they leave, Get Out Please Get Out! Now!

[xtinkerbell84x]

It is their convention.

Just because it's their convention, doesn't exempt them from following the rules, and despite the fact that their organization bought out the park for the night, they do still have rules to follow. Like no sex in every corner of Sunset, for one thing.

[leftcoaster]

1: Having sex anywhere in any park.[/B] Folks, this actually happened at the Studios... security broke up a cheering mob to find out that the mob was cheering for a couple engaging in non-Disneyesque activities.

The moms were doing that? What were their little princesses doing? ;)

How about no cheering on the trams, on the busses, on the monorail, on the ferry, and how about no cheering through the hallways of the resorts?

[sandravb79]

Just because it's their convention, doesn't exempt them from following the rules, and despite the fact that their organization bought out the park for the night, they do still have rules to follow. Like no sex in every corner of Sunset, for one thing.

You mean those perfect-looking little princesses, adored by about-everyone-in-the-world, engage in prenuptial sex?????

(I'm sorry, I have never been too fond of cheerleaders, I think my mind is just not American enough to "appreciate" them)

[Notatourist]

Just remember you aren't alone when it comes to them. They also visit the other parks and I must admit, it's one of the few times when I adore saying "No!" to these scary people.

Cheer parents are mostly evil, their children are completely evil.

Cheerleading is NOT a sport. It's a combo of sports that know better than to be combined. And I will not get into the joy of ringcurls.

EVIL, they are EVIL I tell you.