Severe RNR Coaster Guest Stupidity

[leftcoaster]

Makes you wonder how big his insurance policy payout was?

It gets better. She actually had a DNR for him on her. Who would go to a theme park with a DNR (Do Not Resuscitate)?

P.s.y.c.h.o...

[IndyandMarion]

I'll vouch for the fact that this is a true story. But I'll say it since Im the original from the coaster here on this site:

Who in the blue hell are you? What in the hell do you think you're doing coming onto SGT from the coaster without my permission to enter this sacred area? Huh? HUH!

:indianajo :

[Zazu]

Who in the blue hell are you? What in the hell do you think you're doing coming onto SGT from the coaster without my permission to enter this sacred area? Huh? HUH!

:indianajo

Down boy! Down! These people are friends, we don't bite them. Don't make me get out the muzzle again.

:leashed:

[RNRCoasterDude]

I'll vouch for the fact that this is a true story. But I'll say it since Im the original from the coaster here on this site:

Who in the blue hell are you? What in the hell do you think you're doing coming onto SGT from the coaster without my permission to enter this sacred area? Huh? HUH!

:indianajo :

Wow I can only think of a couple people from coaster (maybe tower) that would lash out at a fellow G-Force records brothern like that. Looks like you bailed on area three and moved over to Indiana Jones though. I found SGT by complete accident. I was just fumbling around the web. This is the eye guy from Tampa (worked 2-3 yrs ago). Who might this be?

[IndyandMarion]

That wasn't a "lash out", that was me holding to my reputation of being angry by action, not by choice. Two or three years ago? More than likely won't remember me unless you knew Indy who was always at Coaster and a legend or sorts at Fantasmic.

But youve got it wrong, I left merchandise at the Outpost to come here to Coaster when the gang convinced me enough to do so.

[RNRCoasterDude]

I entered your sacred picture area (gasp). I know AJ and Alan (working on brain cells from 3 years ago, might not have the names correct) in one of the pictures but don't know the other two guys (you are probably one of them). I was one of the weekend warriors. I had a real job during the week so I probably never ran in to you. I started the same day as James (if he is even still there). Good lick with DISNEY, I live 3 hours away now and it is just too far to drive for a weekend fun gig.

[Flame]

All my time at RNR Coaster I thought I saw it all… until this day. For any of you that have ridden the coaster you would notice it is a Limo with 12 rows of seats. The seats are quite noticeable and every seat has a large harness type device over it. Simple enough, you would think? Each limo has 6 sections (four seats) with a connector between the sections. These connectors have NO SEATS in them and are “open air”. Anyone guess where I am going with this yet? The limo pulls up, the grouping gates open and away the guests go. In this group there was a middle aged woman. She is not paying too much attention to what she is doing and is very concerned about her children’s harness being tight enough. Suddenly you hear a scream. This lady decides that the big open area between the cars looks like a great place to sit down. Down she drops (no I am not kidding). She catches herself on some mechanism before she drops down all six feet. But she drops far enough down that she can not get herself back out. This turns the ride 1-0-1 for the next 2 hours. Because of this Darwin Award finalist, the engineers have to spend the next 2 hours attempting to figure out how to get her out of the abyss without damaging the electronics or mechanics. They finally get her out. She had a few minor bumps and scratches and one HUGE bruised ego.
I have no idea what happened to this person after they left the ride. Unfortunately, due to our current legal system, she probably owns a considerable part of the park by now.

Is it wrong to laugh at that? 'Cause that's funny :D:

[blvinmagic]

Hey, why do you think they put warning lables on lawn mowers that say "not to be used as hedge trimers"?

[SoarWhoreCoCo]

Worse yet on the warning label of Preperation-H...NOT FOR ORAL USE!