Knott's II

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Re: Knott's II

Post by Adnor78 » Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:47 pm

cheshire wrote:i think they do read the signs....it just applies to everyone BUT them.
I just want to know why they keep selling tickets to people who are no smarter than a tire.


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Re: Knott's II

Post by kimpossible33 » Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:25 am

&quot wrote:...it makes me wonder if their deffinition of a theme park isn't something short of what they percieve to be a kindergarten class only bigger.
That's ridiculous, the guests make Kindergarteners seem like geniuses. :duh:


Um... whose baby is this? :stork:
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Re: Knott's II

Post by tskbf2005 » Mon Nov 21, 2005 4:08 pm

that not hard and only bad thing is we can't give them a test but we should give them signs that says "I'm Stupid."


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Re: Knott's II

Post by Tara_Lee3 » Mon Nov 21, 2005 10:45 pm

tskbf2005 wrote: we should give them signs that says "I'm Stupid."

Or some sort of highly visible sticker that says something like "Very Special Guest" that translates to CM's as Very -Stupid- Guest... :twisted:


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Re: Knott's II

Post by tskbf2005 » Fri Nov 25, 2005 4:58 pm

Tara_Lee3 wrote:Or some sort of highly visible sticker that says something like "Very Special Guest" that translates to CM's as Very -Stupid- Guest... :twisted:
i agree :D:


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Re: Knott's II

Post by BRWombat » Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:57 pm

Tara_Lee3 wrote:Or some sort of highly visible sticker that says something like "Very Special Guest" that translates to CM's as Very -Stupid- Guest... :twisted:
Good idea. I love the whole premise of insulting deserving idiots without letting them know they've been insulted. Scott Adam's way of referring to fools as "in-duh-viduals" is very useful for this.


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Re: Knott's II

Post by CBeilby » Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:16 am

Hey, tskbf2005. What ride do you work at Knott's? (I spent a year and a half at Fiesta Rotation 2, Bigfoot, Haunted Shack, and KoD.)


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Re: Knott's II

Post by Stduck » Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:16 am

CBeilby wrote:Hey, tskbf2005. What ride do you work at Knott's? (I spent a year and a half at Fiesta Rotation 2, Bigfoot, Haunted Shack, and KoD.)
You probably know one of the guys on Canoes.


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Re: Knott's II

Post by tskbf2005 » Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:32 pm

i just started i work in the wild water wilderness area/ bigfoot rapids


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