Where's the bathroom?

iridium130 · Post by **iridium130** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 2:56 am

I told someone to go to Paradise Pier once

tourbunny · Post by **tourbunny** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 12:49 pm

remindes me of one of the only times , city hall ever had to go 101. noone knew how it happened but a japanese tourist slipped on something walking back ou through the doorway and fell down the stairs. after tending to the injured guest we find out, she slipped on human waste. someone had craped in the doorway of city hall. WTF!!!!!!
we did however request a copy of the 101 call from central commmunictions, cause we never go 101 and we were proud to be on the radio.
answer :" ya....no.... we don't do that! sorry...

mahaihai · Post by **mahaihai** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 2:49 pm

it probably would have been more like
" control to all units, control all units be advised. City Hall is 101 due to a code P. Once again City Hall is 101 due to a code P. Control Clear."

One day while working in the booth selling tickets i noticed a little boy standing in the fountain near La Brea Bakery relieving himself towards the water that was shooting into the air. he finished and his mother pulled his pants up and put him back in the stroller and left. Mind you that the bathroom is not 25 yars away, right next to the guets services building and the lockers.

Anyways CoffeeGirl You still work at D-land. Still Selling tickets?[/i]

Dante101 · Post by **Dante101** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 3:34 pm

Polar33 wrote:I wish I could've heard that call...

“Control to all units, Control to all units. Be advised]

Nah, it's a "code H" - used mainly for horse crap but also used for humans.

tabacco · Post by **tabacco** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 6:42 pm

"But how did the horse fit in the doors?" ;)

cathoswolf · Post by **cathoswolf** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 11:48 am

i love it when a guest asked where the bathroom was and they were standing in front of it. and they looked at me like I was stupid when I pointed behind them. or on the castle side behind alice where a adult ask me if the prince bathroom was the woman or mens room. I just told her that it was for ladies. and I walked away laughing.

trojantuba · Post by **trojantuba** » Thu Nov 27, 2003 11:34 am

The following conversation is not made up...I swear to god...

Me: (Standing at the HISTA enterance)Yes can I help you?

Guest: Where is the restroom

Me: Around the corner by the Space Mt. Exit

Guest: Are you shure?

Me: Pretty Shure

Guest: the bathrooms?

Me: yes

Guest: you're shure?

Me: uh-huh

I'll spare you the details but it went on for about another three minutes like that...cut to me stangling the guest.

coldfire409 · Post by **coldfire409** » Sat Nov 29, 2003 8:32 pm

This happened in Disney World, but same idea.

One day when I was working at Star Tours standby greeter I had a guest literally pee on the building that the bathrooms were in. I then told them when I saw it that on the other side of the building that they were peeing on there was a bathroom. I also wonder if they piss on their own floors.