But this is not the name you normally use!!!Anna wrote:I know you also. I also know Suess Girl and BTTF4Life. I'll give you a little hint---I'm the MIB champ.
STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!
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Guest: "How fast does this go?"
Me: "88 mph"
Guest: "Which row is the least wet?"
Me: "Row 6." (There are only 5 rows in the boat)
Me: "88 mph"
Guest: "Which row is the least wet?"
Me: "Row 6." (There are only 5 rows in the boat)
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Well Said! :D:Notatourist wrote:I know, and I will state this. Unless you have worked in a park, or a park like enviroment, no one will understand the brother and sisterhood presented on this site more than park and park enviroments (the customer service industry)...so we all stand together and laugh when we need to, advise when we need to, cry when we have to, and love whenever we can.
Disney, Universal, Sea World, Knotts, Lego, Six Flags and those I have left out, unite!
Guest: What time does the park close?
Me: 5 minutes ago.
Guest: Are there any rides still open?
Me: No, the park's closed.
Guest: So, there's no rides still open?
I'm so glad I'm just seasonal!!!
Me: 5 minutes ago.
Guest: Are there any rides still open?
Me: No, the park's closed.
Guest: So, there's no rides still open?
I'm so glad I'm just seasonal!!!
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Sorry-Halloween's making me all militant.
I'm not a tourist cause I work there...
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Cast Member on the back of a tram: Please exit to the driver's left hand side
Guest: How am I to know which way the driver is facing?
Guest: How am I to know which way the driver is facing?
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Dude been there, heard that one before! HAHAHA but it still never fails to make me crack up. In the words of my boy Indy "Heres your Sign"
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Yeah, I get that one at Safaris all the time.Lasolimu wrote:I am curious, has anyone been asked the question: Are you real? as a serious question?
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This isn't theme park-related, but I used to work in an office where I had to wear a tie. Sometimes before or after work, I had to drop by Publix, Wal-Mart, Target, etc. Invariably, someone will stop me and say, "Do you work here?" I had no store name tag, vest, smock, or anything that identified me as an employee. I'd tell them, "No, I don't work here." After a while, I'd be asked if I worked at the store so many times that I was very tempted to say, "No, I don't work here! Do you see a name tag? Does it look like I make $5/hour?"
One time, I walked into a store with a polo shirt and jeans. Someone asked me, "Do you work here?" I almost lost it!
One time, I walked into a store with a polo shirt and jeans. Someone asked me, "Do you work here?" I almost lost it!
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I usually say yes and then point them in the wrong direction, or sometimes if I know what they are looking for and they seem like a nice enough person I'll take them there.
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BarryH wrote:This isn't theme park-related, but I used to work in an office where I had to wear a tie. Sometimes before or after work, I had to drop by Publix, Wal-Mart, Target, etc. Invariably, someone will stop me and say, "Do you work here?" I had no store name tag, vest, smock, or anything that identified me as an employee. I'd tell them, "No, I don't work here." After a while, I'd be asked if I worked at the store so many times that I was very tempted to say, "No, I don't work here! Do you see a name tag? Does it look like I make $5/hour?"
One time, I walked into a store with a polo shirt and jeans. Someone asked me, "Do you work here?" I almost lost it!
Try going into Target wearing a red shirt of any sort and tan slacks...