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[IndyandMarion]

When we have one of those moments when Guests aren't listening (Nothing new) but I mean you can hit them with a shovel and they won't respond I normally chime in with my now famous saying:

"You know, the wheel is there...but there's a note from the gerbil that says "Back at 3 pm"

Apparently it's funny because of how I say it so if you ever find me (CJ, remember the name) just ask me to say it and see if it's true.

[LegoDan]

When we have one of those moments when Guests aren't listening (Nothing new) but I mean you can hit them with a shovel and they won't respond I normally chime in with my now famous saying:

"You know, the wheel is there... but there's a note from the gerbil that says "Back at 3 pm"

Apparently it's funny because of how I say it so if you ever find me (CJ, remember the name) just ask me to say it and see if it's true.

I prefer "the wheel is spinning but the hamster's dead"

[CerasiJ]

"AND THERE'S ANOTHER STARBUCKS!" Is there still room in the Lewis Black fan club? :D:

[IndyandMarion]

The club has made a decision. We have come to a decision and decided to allow you into the club.

Fellow Lewis Black club members, put this in your sig.

Proud Member of the Lewis Black Club...if there's a problem, DEAL WITH IT!

[Tara_Lee3]

One of the girls in the office where I work was in the break room one day and she was microwaving a TV dinner that had one of those brownie thingies in it. She sadly scooped it out and threw it away and then she said, "I don't know why I bought one with a brownie in it, it's not Easter yet."

We all kindof looked at her like, "huh?" and she looked back at us like there was no reason we shouldn't understand perfectly what she meant.

"What?" She said, "I gave up sugar for Lent..."

Now it's a bit of a running joke when we run into her in the hallway, coming up with completely insane sentences. My fav so far was "I don't know why my eye itches, it's not snowing outside.."

[Cheshire Figment]

"What?" She said, "I gave up sugar for Lent..."

Of course I tell people I gave up Church for Lent.

[leftcoaster]

Of course I tell people I gave up Church for Lent.

A married friend of mine (male) says that he gives up sex for Lent. "It's easy because I don't get much of it anyway."

[Princess Susi]

A married friend of mine (male) says that he gives up sex for Lent. "It's easy because I don't get much of it anyway."

Ba dum bump! ching!

[Bochocho]

I was standing at the entrance of the Norway pavilion the other day, and a man walks up to the CM and says, "Where is that big German restaurant?"

She said, "What?"

The man said, "The big German restaurant... Where is it?"

It must've been so hard for her to remain polite and non-sarcastic, but she did. She said, "If you just walk out here and take a left, the Germany pavilion is just down there."

But I did say to her, "You should have told him to take a right and keep walking."
She had a good laugh, but she stayed in character the whole time.

[hobie16]

A married friend of mine (male) says that he gives up sex for Lent. "It's easy because I don't get much of it anyway."

I get sex almost every day. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday, almost on Wednesday...