I was working in Tomorrow land Merch as outside stock during Wishes when a guest came up to me and asked where the fireworks would be at!( I sent him to toontown to catch the train to Main Street)
After a brief flordia shower one guest sat some news paper down on the bench in an effort to stay dry.(thats not the HYS act) Another guest who was waiting for his child to get off of the Indy Speedway asked the guest sitting on the news paper if he was reading the paper! The Man on the benchsays yes! Then proceeds to stand turn the page and sit back down. The other guest just said ok.
what were they thinking
Re: what were they thinking
:p: That was great!
Guest: What time does the park close?
Me: 5 minutes ago.
Guest: Are there any rides still open?
Me: No, the park's closed.
Guest: So, there's no rides still open?
I'm so glad I'm just seasonal!!!![roll eyes :rolleyes:](./images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif)
Me: 5 minutes ago.
Guest: Are there any rides still open?
Me: No, the park's closed.
Guest: So, there's no rides still open?
I'm so glad I'm just seasonal!!!
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Re: what were they thinking
Tlandcp wrote: After a brief flordia shower one guest sat some news paper down on the bench in an effort to stay dry.(thats not the HYS act)
No that wasn't
Tlandcp wrote: Another guest who was waiting for his child to get off of the Indy Speedway asked the guest sitting on the news paper if he was reading the paper! The Man on the benchsays yes! Then proceeds to stand turn the page and sit back down. The other guest just said ok.
But the jury has decided that this will be included in the new book.
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Re: what were they thinking
WTF? LOL :p:Tlandcp wrote:After a brief flordia shower one guest sat some news paper down on the bench in an effort to stay dry.(thats not the HYS act) Another guest who was waiting for his child to get off of the Indy Speedway asked the guest sitting on the news paper if he was reading the paper! The Man on the benchsays yes! Then proceeds to stand turn the page and sit back down. The other guest just said ok.
Guest: "How fast does this go?"
Me: "88 mph"
Guest: "Which row is the least wet?"
Me: "Row 6." (There are only 5 rows in the boat)
Me: "88 mph"
Guest: "Which row is the least wet?"
Me: "Row 6." (There are only 5 rows in the boat)
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You know what that sounds like? 'If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college...'Tlandcp wrote:After a brief flordia shower one guest sat some news paper down on the bench in an effort to stay dry.(thats not the HYS act) Another guest who was waiting for his child to get off of the Indy Speedway asked the guest sitting on the news paper if he was reading the paper! The Man on the benchsays yes! Then proceeds to stand turn the page and sit back down. The other guest just said ok.
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Re: what were they thinking
I still don't understand that joke.CerasiJ wrote:You know what that sounds like? 'If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college...'
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That's the point of the joke. It's one of those things like, "Eehhhh, why would you say that????"PirateJohn wrote:I still don't understand that joke.
"Really, if it’s done therapeutically—there’s nothing wrong with it. We euthanize dogs and cats all the time in this country. Why not stupid people, too? Makes sense to me." - My Mom, Former WDW CRO Agent