Top Ten Least Popular Disney Attractions
10. The hall of ruthless dictators
9. Main street Kabul
8. Alice in Neverland Ranch
7. Hepatitus-Ville
6. Winnie The Pooh gets stung in the ass by honeybees
5. Bambi’s House of Vension Jerky
4. Thirty seconds alone with Walt’s frozen corpse
3. Billy Joel’s Wild Ride
2. Country Bear Jihad
1. President Dumbo
Letterman also said that at Hong Kong Disneyland Donald Duck is both a character and a menu item.
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Letterman Top Ten
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Re: Letterman Top Ten
umm... only, like, two of these are funny.
[font=Lucida Console]"...on our right hand side is the cottage where snow white lives with the seven dwarves... and behind it are the woods where hunters shot bambi's mother, and she died..."[/font]
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Re: Letterman Top Ten
Well... W D isn't frozen so that's a Big Zero. #2 is kinda funny & # 1 is certainly true @ times :D:hobie16 wrote:Top Ten Least Popular Disney Attractions
4. Thirty seconds alone with Walt’s frozen corpse
2. Country Bear Jihad
1. President Dumbo
"You work here? You must be SO rich!"
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Re: Letterman Top Ten
not a fan of letterman but a good line.hobie16 wrote:Letterman also said that at Hong Kong Disneyland Donald Duck is both a character and a menu item.
"A little swordplay, now and then, keeps my mind off sheep!"
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flat visions of misty places,
fragments bound below my surface,
but I can write dreams,
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inscribed but now unbound,
I touch them,
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and they are real."
"You're messing with my Zen thing, man."
"Dreams are as portals,
flat visions of misty places,
fragments bound below my surface,
but I can write dreams,
they flow from me,
inscribed but now unbound,
I touch them,
and they are real,
and they are real."
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Re: Letterman Top Ten
Although most people know that WD isn't frozen, that does not take away from the joke. It is a part of Americana, an urban legend, and fits in nicely with the list.Main Streeter wrote:Well... W D isn't frozen so that's a Big Zero. #2 is kinda funny & # 1 is certainly true @ times :D:
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This one works if you apply it to the college program housing. But not too many guests know about this, but wdw employees are quite familiar with the jokes and references.hobie16 wrote: 7. Hepatitus-Ville