I love this response! I love when I worked at Test Track, and lightning would be hitting MS next door and thunder everywhere you would get the idiots who would stand under the METAL and fabric awning in front and not leave after we would tell them it isn't safe and to get indoors... lightning never kills or anything... and because these boobs would be there we were FORCED to stand there with them and every 2 seconds someone would ask when we were going to reopen.Freethinker78 wrote:The team member then acts like he is typing in a phone number and says "God, do you know when you plan on moving this storm from over our park so that these people can ride our roller coasters?" The team member then puts the cell phone back into his pocket, looks right at the guest and says "nope God doesn't even know when we will open back up."
Me: when the lightning and rain out far enough away for us to resume cycling
DAG: When will that be?
Me: whne the lightning and rain is far enough away!
DAG: dont you have a radar right there to look at?
Me: why yes hold on (walk to the ride phone box open it look in and come back to DAG)... It doesn't look like anytime soon
DAG: cant you find out when it will stop.
Me: No you'll have to ask a higher authority than we have here at the park.
DAG: Who is that and where?
Me: Micheal Eisener... Burbank.... (HYS & walk away)