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SilverStyle
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by SilverStyle » Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:01 pm
Disgruntled Hatwriter wrote:is that the ones when there's a group of people but you have a castmember aboard also? Honestly I don't know, you should ask a lead but from my experience not really. Actually i've only sold one that had a castmember on it and that's cos it was closing and the only 3 people left to ride did fun stuff with a couple of castmembers. (did that help)
Yep, thank you
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by Karnever » Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:59 pm
my peeve is at splash you have a family of 4 and you put 2 people in with them and the party of 4 starts yelling at you because they want there own log for a Damn family portrait... god seriously are they going to frame it and put it on the mantle of there fireplace...gah if you want a a family portrait go to Sears not Splash Mountain dont make a 2 hour line even longer becasue you have to have a photo of you and your lame family going down a drop where more then likley someone in the group wont even be in the picture because someones hand is covering there face.....ok done venting
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by SoarWhoreCoCo » Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:37 pm
Pet Peeves:
WHAT IS THIS GAME?
He's/She's tall enough!
The doctor measured her! (Meanwhile little kid in jumping to reach mark on height stick.
Guests Not With Party: C'Mon He's/She's Tall Enough!
Tall Guests ducking under height stick (THAT SO FRESH, I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT DONE A MILLION TIMES)
Do you work here?
WE waited all day to ride this ride and now your telling me it's closed, come on let us on (Park closed a 9 its now 930)
We came all they way from XXXXXXXX just to ride this.
What's the problem with the ride, somebody die (HA HA)!?!
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by Main Streeter » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:27 am
SoarWhoreCoCo wrote:Pet Peeves:
Do you work here?
We came all they way from XXXXXXXX just to ride this.
What's the problem with the ride, somebody die (HA HA)!?!
The "Do you work here" is asked so often. The second I hear this I know the guest is a MORON :twisted: . Just once I'd like to reply]
"You work here? You must be SO rich!"
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by coldfire409 » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:08 pm
On my last day when a guest came up to me when we were 101 I told them we closed it just to ruin their day. Man it felt so good telling those fuckers off. The we came all the way from (insert far away place here) just to ride this. I told them at night well we were open from 9 am, it is now 10 pm, that gave you a whole 13 hours to ride this ride, so I guess you just have to go home without riding it. If a guest gave me a hard time I told them Don't go away mad, just go away. I had to have pissed off so many guests that day it was great. Revenge for all their stupidty. I cannot remember everything that I did, there was too much to mention. Yesterday I got a postcard from Disney asking me to go back. :2fingers:
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by CA Screamin Dude » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:22 pm
Guests who love to unfold things and throw them on the floor, guests who take shirts off hangers, or take the Large and XXLs and put them in front of all the XXSs. And of course, the snotty guests who think that if your hands are full of merchandise that you are putting back, or you are busy helping another guest, you can drop everything and immediately carry this one thing they decided they don't want and are too lazy to put back themselves.
The guests who give just one or two digits of their onride photo number, insisting that there are only those 2 numbers, are annoying too.
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by hobie16 » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:25 pm
coldfire409 wrote:On my last day...
Burning bridges on your last day is never a good idea but sometimes ya gotta do what needs to be done.
When I was a tech support guy a bunch of went out to lunch and had a few too many beers. We all abused customers all afternoon. The funny thing was not one of them complained. I think they realized they all whined too much.
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by ParkingQueen » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:20 am
I have three... First when we are parking cars and a car pulls into a spot and immediately opens their door, which makes the car pulling in next to them stop. We say " watch your door please!" and they just look at us and take their sweet time getting out of the car holding up all the traffic! Just let the freaking car pull in next to you and then open your door. Second, when I am working tram GC and a guest gets all pissed off because we are making them take their kid out of the stoller while on board the tram. I'm sorry I don't want your kid to get hurt while the tram is going around a corner and the stoller falls off. It's sad that we care more about the safety of their kids then they do. ANd last but not at all the least, when we are parking a row and all the people that are getting out of their cars walk up that isle toward traffic and make all the cars stop. Why in the world would you take your family towards traffic in harms way and walk toward the way you just came in when you know you didn't see the entrance to the park when you just flippin drove through there. Come on people. Use some common sense!!!!!!!!
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by VICisGOOFY » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:20 pm
What does 101 mean?
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by VICisGOOFY » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:38 pm
Ohhh, and to be on topic. One of my pet peeves is when guests call the WDW "The Happiest Place on Earth", which its not. We got our own, which is.... "The Most Magical Place on Earth". I guess when we celebrate WDW's 50th it would be called the Most Magical Celebration on Earth!
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