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Stduck · Post by **Stduck** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 10:52 pm

LegoDan wrote:man, if i were that parade GC i would have been fire by disneyland after what i would do to those people.

Word of advise, don't let dumb people step on you, this is a long story. I was working at Pizza Mania at Legoland the otherday, a man gets to the register, i asked "What did you order?" (we make pizza on demand there) He said "a personal pepperoni and a coke" I decided to check the oven to make sure there was one cooking for him and the other people, there wasn't, so i asked a co-worker if he had ordered a pizza, they said no.

i turned back to the man and asked him if he ordered a pizza from the person at the sign that says "order pizza here" he said no, so i told him that he should have done that, he said there was no one there, i said "you should have waited there and you would have been helped, it will be 3 to 4 minutes for your pizza."

i pulled a pizza out of the oven that was pepperoni and gave it to the girl that was in line behind him because she had ordered one in the proper spot and he tried to take it. I said "Sir this is her pizza", he said, getting pissed now "but i was in line before her" I said, "she ordered it from the right spot when it was her turn and you skipped the spot" he said "but there was no one there, this is bullsh*t, i want my money back" then he stormed off and i laughed and laughed.

Been there done that. They don't read signs. So glad I am not there anymore. Good luck in my old shop!

PirateJohn · Post by **PirateJohn** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 11:40 pm

BirdMom wrote:Oh Pirate John, I'll bet Parade GC (or pest control) would love you forever if you could figure out a way to make that work on the parade ropes..,

Sorry, trick doesn't work on the parade ropes. They just untwirl.

GMC, you are bringing back memories of World Cup Summer in 92 when parade GC was literally spit upon by people after saying "we are French, we do what we like..."

You mean '94, right? I remember that summer. I lived in Massachusetts and went to five of the games in Foxboro. Great times, that was.

BirdMom · Post by **BirdMom** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 2:37 pm

PirateJohn wrote:You mean '94, right? I remember that summer. I lived in Massachusetts and went to five of the games in Foxboro. Great times, that was.

That must be it - the finals were at the Rose Bowl. That was one of the most miserable summers of my life thanks to all those footie fans from far-flung corners of the world. That's when I learned to hate the French - never thought I would condemn an entire group of people for their nationality, but my gawd, they were so arrogant and obnoxious to CM's all over the park - and the women were the worst - they were the ones who spit on CM's who they thought they could intimidate! I remember a former co-worker who was from the provinces who said it was just Parisians that were bad (because they were snobs) - but, after a summer of GC with problems day after day once the crowds started arriving for the WC Finals, no - it was all French people in general who were bad in my book for nearly ten years. I've met one nice French woman since then, but she's from Province - not Paris.

hobie16 · Post by **hobie16** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 5:02 pm

The French, they are a funny race,
They fight with their feet and f... with their face.

During last year's Tour de France, It was discovered that Lance Armstrong had three illegal items in his room. A bar of soap, a toothbrush and a backbone.

PirateJohn · Post by **PirateJohn** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 10:36 pm

You could have said, "if you French can do anything you like, how come you can't even qualify for the World Cup?" For all non-football fans, France did not qualify in 1994 or in the previous World Cup in 1990.

BRWombat · Post by **BRWombat** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:21 pm

hobie16 wrote:The French, they are a funny race,
They fight with their feet and f... with their face.

During last year's Tour de France, It was discovered that Lance Armstrong had three illegal items in his room. A bar of soap, a toothbrush and a backbone.

Heard a radio bit today where it was said of a certain NASCAR driver, "He's seen more white flags than a French army sergeant." :)

BirdMom · Post by **BirdMom** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 5:43 pm

Well, I will give the French props in one important matter, and this one alone - if it hadn't been for Louis XVI giving the o.k. and sending ships and troops, the British would have crushed our little revolt and we'd all still be singing "God Save the Queen."

leftcoaster · Post by **leftcoaster** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 6:26 am

Alright...

Why are there so many tree-lined streets in Paris?

Because the Germans like to march in the shade.

PirateJohn · Post by **PirateJohn** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:55 am

Ah, can't resist...

What's the difference between a Frenchman and mustard?

One is yellow and runny, and the other is a condiment.

GMC · Post by **GMC** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 6:16 am

If i ever run across a French will be sure to establish my manness, and ensure that he/she does not attempt to intimidate me. If someone were to spit on me, i'm liable to spit back, then agian, i think i would hold the thought, and have them removed from property, then spit on them when i got off the clock.

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