Messing with kids' minds is fun!

[Anthony]

The other day at the Disneyland Main Gate exit...

Kid: "Hey, I have a question for you. When did you make Star Tours?"
Me: "When did I make Star Tours? I didn't make Star Tours."
Kid: "No, I meant when did Disneyland make Star Tours?"
Me: "Oh. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away."

Then the father laughed and they left. Mwahaha!



And last year when I was in ODV, a kid asked me how cotton candy was made. I told him that Disneyland has a giant airplane and gathers up clouds from the sky. Then he said "And then they add sugar and color?" and I was like "Exactly!"

[SilverStyle]

HAHHAH good times, the best thing to do is to exploit them and make them do your work. Like when I have parades I will play games with them, and then ask them to help me direct traffic using their light sabers. While I just throw words of encouragment. Of course the parents are taking pictures. HAHA

[GMC]

I tell kids to be careful of row 7, because 7, 8, 9, i had some kid who tired real hard to figure it out, all the kids in his party were having a blast with it, i finally done told him, 7 eated 9, and he got it. I then gave the other kid in his row specific instructions on the lap bar, to supervise him as he used it, and to not let him screw it up. The dimmer they are the more fun.

And i never let anyone but me touch my light when i'm out there, but that's because if you don't have that thing you're liable to get sucked into the crowd and swept of to someplace terrible, like... utah

[Tara_Lee3]

And i never let anyone but me touch my light when i'm out there, but that's because if you don't have that thing you're liable to get sucked into the crowd and swept of to someplace terrible, like... utah

Hey! I happen to live in Utah and it is a very fine state indeed! :P Besides... um... we have... erm... Mountains... and uh... stuff... yeah....

[GMC]

go on the jungle cruise, look on either side of the boat, we call that water!

[leftcoaster]

You could probably do that with some adult SW geeks, and their parents would also take pictures.

HAHHAH good times, the best thing to do is to exploit them and make them do your work. Like when I have parades I will play games with them, and then ask them to help me direct traffic using their light sabers. While I just throw words of encouragment. Of course the parents are taking pictures. HAHA

[Captain Josh]

I always tell folks on Steam Trains that our Trains can go so fast that we can go to Arizona and look at the Grand Canyon, AND we actually break the barrier of time and space and travel BACK IN TIME....all within five minutes, AND we can still manage to get back to Main Street in time to keep the trains schedule.

[Rodger5678]

When I work Mickey's house, I love to do the old "tap on the shoulder" trick. 95% of the time, they sock their parents. It's great.

At Gadget's Go Coaster, when I'm grouping, I tell them not to cross the yellow line, or a monkey will lay eggs in their brain. I had girl really going, till she realized exactly what I said. :D: