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by saidthekat » Tue May 31, 2005 3:11 am
so this is an old story... but i love telling it.
it was during holiday.
i was working OT at storybook.
i was off, but i was parked in TDA... so i couldn't walk due to pyro.
i decided to stand on the dock, and watch pyro.
so, i'm watching the fireworks when, all of the sudden, i see a brown blur out of the corner of my eye. i turn just in time to see the hugest, most vicious rat ever known to mankind running towards me. just in time, i jump up on the railing... and the killer rat goes flying into the canal.
i run to the other end of the dock... just in time to see the killer rat climb out of the canal, and run across our dock railing, and over the trackswitch.
small world was phase 2 (closed due to high winds)... and i went out to wait for the all-clear, so i could walk to my car... i was recounting my near-death experience to a few fellow CM's when i hear someone call my name...
i look up, and it's santa from the christmas parade (out of costume, or course)... but how did santa know my name? well, santa is my banjo teacher!
i'd forgotten that he was santa. this post went way off topic... but i really like telling stories.
and they all lived happily ever after. (there, now my story is over)
[font=Lucida Console]"...on our right hand side is the cottage where snow white lives with the seven dwarves... and behind it are the woods where hunters shot bambi's mother, and she died..."[/font]
[font=Lucida Console]"Attention in and around the Tinkerbell: Boat will be powered up immediately in forward mode. Please stand clear."[/font]
[font=Lucida Console]"i'm going pee-pee! i'm going pee-pee!"[/font]