Ruining Mansion Magic

[GMC]

That's Right, don't diss my people... even tho i've sold out and become a prep... but they still my people!

[BirdMom]

If a guest was nice and asked quietly, I didn't mind telling them how things worked. The thing that came up the most was usually in service of settling a bet - did the E.R. go up or down, and I would explain to them both and proceed to tell them about the hydrolic platform and cables, which generally meant that both parties went away happy because they both "won."

[PrncssCinderAlly]

speaking of ruining the magic for their kid... we had a couple in their 40s removed for "making magic" ;) on the mansion the other day... while thier kid kept turing around to watch from the buggy in fron tof them... SO GROSSSS!

[BirdMom]

[quote="PrncssCinderAlly"]speaking of ruining the magic for their kid... we had a couple in their 40s removed for "making magic" ]

You must still be pretty new - after awhile, you get over having to watch people go at each other...lol (oh no - another couple in heat). It really is being subjected to something horrid when they are less than beautiful...lol.

I was on load 2 at Mansion one night when there was this couple that hadn't even waited to get that far and they were going at each other - she had just lifted up her dress and was *mounting* him when they got to me, so I closed the shell in a way (it wasn't closing itself) that wedged them in. We had one guy who was notorius for telling couples who asked that the ride was 15 minutes long, then switching places with the unload person just to see what would happen - he kind of liked sending them out the exit naked without doing a ride stop.

I can remember one couple on Pirates - they'd gone out with their kids alone on a boat - I'd loaded them into row 2 or 3 since it was really slow. By the time I got to the tower, the kids were in row one as it was approaching the auction scene and I was thinking "hey," before I realized Mom was not visible. Dad was kind of leaning back in his place, then I realized something was moving below the level of his chest. As the boat approached the next set of cameras, I could see her eyes and forehead, and then the eyes getting really big as she realized there were cameras in the ride. All of a sudden, she got up off her knees and sat very demurely on the seat, while dad stood up in the boat and zipped himself back up.

I'm sorry, but there's no way I would even consider getting romantic/lusty/whatever with my kids sitting less than 10' away. Not exactly gross - it was funny from our p.o.v. in the tower - but jeeze - they were little kids - like 6 or 7 years old!!! How do you explain that one? "Well, daddy was feeling anxious, and mommy isn't ready for you to have another brother or sister yet..."

[PrncssCinderAlly]

not new at all acutally... its been one and a half years... it still just amazes me that people pull that kinda crap... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

[leftcoaster]

I can remember one couple on Pirates - they'd gone out with their kids alone on a boat - I'd loaded them into row 2 or 3 since it was really slow. By the time I got to the tower, the kids were in row one as it was approaching the auction scene and I was thinking "hey," before I realized Mom was not visible. Dad was kind of leaning back in his place, then I realized something was moving below the level of his chest. As the boat approached the next set of cameras, I could see her eyes and forehead, and then the eyes getting really big as she realized there were cameras in the ride. All of a sudden, she got up off her knees and sat very demurely on the seat, while dad stood up in the boat and zipped himself back up.

Did the husband "finish?" ;)

[BirdMom]

[quote="leftcoaster"]Did the husband "finish?" ]

ahhh...I don't think so - if he had, we might have witnessed more "convulsions" in the boat than were evident - unless he had zenmaster like self-control
:skellingt

[Stduck]

^ Its the principal of the thing. We've gotten nit pickey about pulling people off. Eh oh well.

[SilverStyle]

OMG.......Muppet Vision 3D

So freakin funny, we had a couple going at it in the theatre in the back row. The girl was giving her bf a BJ. Well I guess he finished, this is the funny part, she gets hit in the eye (with you know what). The girl comes to the CM and says they need medical attention, and the CM asks why? Girl was to embarrassed to tell the CM so the BF said they had been doing the nasty and it hit her eye. We called First Aid told them that he splurged in her eye. Security, managers, first aid, and custodial came and now we had to deal with a protein spill somewhere. The entire theatre had to be wiped down because they forgot where they sat. Geezee people......leave it for home

[abc]

Sorry to continue to be OT but I couldn't resist retelling the story i have heard from coworkers. This really belongs in the sordid sexual encounters thread but I'll bring it up here as well.

Honey I shrunk the audience, grad night awhile ago. A girl was giving her Bf head during the show, and right when the rat effect happened the girl went into shock and lock jawed herself onto his "tool". The guy then passed out from the bite. The medics as well as the chaperones were called as the girl continued to be in lock jaw on her BF, and the chaperone was the girls mom, HAHA