Is this Lady Bogus or what?

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Is this Lady Bogus or what?

Post by BeckWhy » Sun May 01, 2005 1:03 pm

"It is 11:30am and we are shoulder to shoulder with 100,000 people (at least). Are we in Manhattan on the last Friday before Christmas? Are we in Central Park at a Billy Joel concert? Why no, we are in MK at WDW on Easter weekend and it is so crowded that the triplets will never get on Dumbo, not even if I throw a tantrum right here in Fantasyland. We paid thousands for our room at a much nicer hotel right on the monorail so we could get to MK easily and I would not have to get up early. Disney has known their crowd patterns for quite some time and I feel that if it was going to be so crowded they should have said something when I checked in. They also forgot to tell me to wear sunscreen, but who is quibbling. I am entitled to things my way and I really resent all these people (some of whom most assuredly are staying at Pop Century) making the lines so long. I demand:

a full refund
a nice dinner at California Grill and those fireworks better be right outside the window
a letter of apology
an acknowlegement of my superior intelligence and just plain right to life
a kiss on the foot would be nice, too

If anyone else has a complaint, you may post, but nothing is worse than my suffering."


This came from http://www.disboards.com



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Re: Is this Lady Bogus or what?

Post by biz410 » Sun May 01, 2005 1:37 pm

Why post that here? If you bothered to read the rest, you would have seen it is clearly an exaggeration to make fun of the morons that cry about everything that does not go their way.



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Re: Is this Lady Bogus or what?

Post by Mary » Sun May 01, 2005 2:59 pm

Specifically, to make fun of the guy posting at 3 different boards he never visited before complaining about Grad Night. Actually, I think THAT story is something you guys here would have some fun with. ;)



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Going to nip this one in the bud...

Post by CujoSR » Mon May 02, 2005 1:12 am

Let's stop this before we start another Board War (I can't fight a battle on two fronts).


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Re: Is this Lady Bogus or what?

Post by BeckWhy » Tue May 03, 2005 11:44 am

Yeah, I'll apologize again, I thought she was serious! :( I feel so bad! :(



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Re: Is this Lady Bogus or what?

Post by Thatguy » Tue May 03, 2005 12:29 pm

No harm, no foul I say. I still found it amusing as a parody.


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