Can we just deck em already?

[IndyandMarion]

Aside from my philosophy of that the good die young and pricks live forever (Which is why I will be alive when you all are gone :twisted: ), another one I have is that, as Cast Members, we should be allowed to have a One-A-Day Decking Card.

Basically, you can use it only once a day but you get to just completely beat the hell out of one guest of your choosing and no one could do anything about it (Listen, I was hit in the head with a baseball during a game once when I was 14, so I'm allowed to think of these things since I've gone freakin crazy since that hit).

Case in point:
I was at unload yesterday and someone got stuck in their harness. So out of the party of five, four rush to me like I'm a God or something and say khawkjhfgzkjfgherhaf (Which is what it sounded like to me, a bunch of garble as all four tried to say 'Hey, he's stuck")

-Alright, press down and pull up (And I went to check the rows for cell phones, wallets, change...change is a precious thing at coaster since our coke machine doesn't take dollars right now) when I hear:

-Hey! He's still stuck!

-(How F***ing hard is it to do two little things) Press down and pull up (and I went back to check my rows.

No more than, two seconds later one of the girls in the group, in a real snappy voice "Hey! Are you gonna help him or not!"

-So for the final time I say "Press down and pull up"

When he finally gets out I hear him mutter (And Im not stretching anything here): "F***ing white cracker. (No offense and Im not being racist but he was hispanic, so hence the way he said it).

See what I mean? Well, what do you think? Good idea for a Once-A-Day Deck Em' Card?

Course I would save all my frustration until the end of the night and then just wail on the first person my fist can get to. Ruin a perfect day, who cares, you came to the wrong ride at the wrong time.
'Why did you do that?!"
"Once-A-Day Deck Em' Card" (Then walk off)
"Wha?"
"I hit you, because I'm Rick James b**h!" (We're all dave chappelle cultist at Coaster now...)

[iusedtobeacm]

Man the times i wished we could just knock a guest out, takes me back to Haunt at K's in the log ride.

[AngelEyes]

"I hit you, because I'm Rick James b**h!" (We're all dave chappelle cultist at Coaster now...)

Yep, sneak up behind him, yell "CHARLIE MURPHY" and clock him in the forehead with your UNITY ring. Make sure you sing "Cold Blooded" right after you do it. :D: Good God, the stuff you people put up with. I think I'm gonna bring presents to all the ride attendants next time I'm down there. When they ask "What's this for?" I'll just say "I visit StupidGuestTricks.com, and I feel REALLY sorry for you!" :D:

[IndyandMarion]

Yep, sneak up behind him, yell "CHARLIE MURPHY" and clock him in the forehead with your UNITY ring.

I actually say that to a friend who works at Fantasmic whose name is Charles (but it works just the same) and no offence (as usual) is black and acts like CM sometimes so it works.

[se8472]

wow that is good stuff. But I would need a new card at least once a month lol