Sordid Sexual Encounters (Warning: Explicit Content!!)

[Zazu]

And then there's doing it "Indian Style"....

Between the railroad tracks and the Rivers of America is an Indian Village. Fiberglass teepees for fiberglass indians. And each teepee has a fiberglass door!

Some are used to store paint and pesticides, but a couple house rolled up sleeping bags and a Jumbo box of Trojans.

I just hate having to clean up when it wasn't me having the fun.

[ThenIDrifted]

Yeah, baby! That's what I'm talkin' about! If only the guests and upper management knew what goes on in the parks on a day-to-day basis.

Oh god, as the mother of a young girl I think it is definitely best that I don't know! In this case ignorance is definitely bliss LOL

Gives the phrase "Fast Pass attraction" a whole new meaning to me... *snicker*

TID

[BRWombat]

Heh. In the spirit of the bad jokes about these stories, I just thought I'd say that I don't quite read "Guest Relations" the same way anymore.

Yeah it's all about Guest "Service" :roll:

Reminds me of college days, when a friend would answer his dorm room phone with, "Student Affairs, you want one?"

[Kattywampus]

Training room in Space Mountain durring grad night a "friend" and I gave eachother handjobs. There wasn't any training going on at the time and there was plenty of warning if anybody came in. :D

BLEAH I trained in there after gradnight!!

....do I know you ?! ^^;;;;;;;;;;

[coldfire409]

That was several years ago. I no longer word at the mountain, thankfully I left it in 2002. My friend no longer works for WDW and I lost contact with him.

[wazowski]

and i don't know how many times i have to say it, but a handjob on indy would be the HOTTEST, and not to mention, the easiest. just grab hold of the Jr. and let the motions do the rest, that is, unless it goes into creep mode, or starts stobbing.

I don't think I even have to say anything.

[GMC]

AAHHHHHHHH! Wazowski! LOL! I don't know if the temple is ready for that just yet! GOSH, and imagine my lead when we come back into the station, or worse yet when the come and do an Evac because they e-stopped for un known ativity. Wazow, what are we gunna do?

[TheManator]

And then there's doing it "Indian Style"....

Between the railroad tracks and the Rivers of America is an Indian Village. Fiberglass teepees for fiberglass indians. And each teepee has a fiberglass door!

Some are used to store paint and pesticides, but a couple house rolled up sleeping bags and a Jumbo box of Trojans.

I just hate having to clean up when it wasn't me having the fun.

A cousin of mine told me about that. I thought it was a joke.
Oh how wrong I was.

[Anim8EdCox]

One does indeed generally see folks who are most enjoyable to view and even wonder about. And that's for all tastes and types to be sure! Male, female, Gay, Straight, Whatever... There's certainly more to enjoy visually at the parks than the brochures show. I never managed to enjoy any kind of encounter on Disney property when I was down there. I guess I was too "into the magic" to go with any baser instincts or urges. If I could go back in time though... ;)

However... My last trip down to WDW as a guest a couple of weeks ago led me to Crystal Palace for a saturday night meal during Wishes and before the last nightly Spectro. Anyways, I was with a small group of CM's and other Disney friends enjoying ourselves rather raucously and having a blast with the CM's onstage. We all had our various CM jackets and clothes on from one decade or another which pretty much seperated us from the rest of the guests there that night who were beginning to filter out of the restaruant. I'd say there were about ten tables sprinkled throughout both sides of the Palace and even those tables were emptying out in time to see Wishes so it was probably late in the game for everyone onstage. Pooh and Piglet made their appearances and one of my friends got rather bubbly...and bouncy...with her breasts and truly enjoyed pressing the ample pulchritude into the characters during photo ops. We were having a great time. Anyways, I had just gotten back from the restroom when Tigger made a beeline straight for me from cross the restaraunt! I was never massaged on my shoulders and neck like that before...either by a human or a furry! I actually enjoyed it and fauned on Tigger's attentions to me which made "him" drag me up from the table where we proceeded to cavort about the table with more physical moments that began to feel a little more personal than should be had in front of so many people in a restaraunt in MK! I would expect dinner for allowing some of the positions I was put into with Tigger riding commando behind me a couple of times...but I was already in the middle of it...so... ;)

New photo-ops had to be had and when I sat down, Tigger did almost everything but bounce up and down on my crotch! (I now know another of the many wonderful things about Tiggers! LOL!) As the photos were being taken, I began to enjoy the sensation of a gloved hand trying to "read my back and chest like braille"! One gloved hand actually went into the opening of my shirt for better passage to my pecs. I was pretty much amazed and yet, never once thought about complaining or pointing this out to anyone. Having worn a character before, I know how difficult it is sometimes to see and guestimate just where the person is that you are attempting to take photo ops with and the ramifications of the poor Tigger from WDW fired for suspicious behaviour was still fresh in my mind. But this seemed a little too involved to be simply figuring out just where the guest physically was. So I said nothing. I was actually rather flattered by what I perceived as a CM inside really enjoying my looks and knowing that they had their hands on someone who was going to be way cool about it all. Of course, it could have been an old CM friend who recognised me or a set-up by one of the CM's I was with. Who cares? It did great things for my ego that night!

Then when Tigger left to go on the other side of the Palace to the few remaining guests exiting the restaraunt, along came Eeyore who simply had to fall literally all over me while I was in my chair. Now Tigger was one thing. He's rambunctious, but to have Eeyore basically fall onto one is really a lot of donkey to manage no matter what Tijuana/donkey jokes one can muster...and I can tell that a number of you are already getting those keyboards ready to share'em too! :D Anyways, during the Eeyore photo sessions while I was trying to sit there holding up this enormous Eeyore head that was threatening to crash down on top of me due to the CM allowing all their weight onto me, I realise that the visual screens of the headpiece were aimed right at my crotch! (Now I have to admit, I was traipsing around the world in fairly tight hawaiian print shirts and tight/short khaki shorts that pretty much made me look as good as possible.) Eeyore's mouth area then began to rub back and forth onto my lap and as cameras were clicking, it took everything I had to keep any shots getting taken with what would all the world look like Eeyore was giving me oral! I actually think that I have one though by sheer accident. Once again I felt strong hands grasping my pecs and shoulders, feeling much more than someone trying to maintain their balance. Still I felt no need to register shock or complain. I was actually getting rather turned on by the experiences and for a moment it didn't matter whether it was a male or female CM inside. It was all terribly... exciting ...I must admit. One of my friends noticed some of the activity and asked about it all and I said that I was truly planning on coming back to the CP again on future trips and I thanked him for suggesting coming there! I spent a restful night in my resort room with visions of...well...that's another post for another thread I'm sure! :D:

So...is it wrong to be flattered by furry characters gropping and titilating guests. How can they tell if they offer such minstrations if they have a guest who is totally cool about the whole situation and won't say anything?


...and after our physical encounters...why do I feel like they won't call me in the morning? ;)

[CujoSR]

Well where are the pictures now?