Your Spiels
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yeah, i have a giant stack of papers, all of which are permissable jokes.
Gimme some soft serve!
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I've heard one parking lot tram spieler use this one: "I have but 2 simple instructions for you. Please lower your head and watch your step. If you are unable to follow either of these 2 simple instructions, I have 2 alternative simple instructions, namely to lower your volume and watch your language."
I've also heard "Please wait until the tram comes to a full and complete stop. For the sake of comparison, you will know you've reached that full and complete stop once the tram begins moving at the same speed as the ground"
One I've heard at Safaris: "Thank you for helping save Little Red's life. You do know that this makes you all little red lifesavers now, don't you?"
I've also heard "Please wait until the tram comes to a full and complete stop. For the sake of comparison, you will know you've reached that full and complete stop once the tram begins moving at the same speed as the ground"
One I've heard at Safaris: "Thank you for helping save Little Red's life. You do know that this makes you all little red lifesavers now, don't you?"
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hhsrat wrote: One I've heard at Safaris: "Thank you for helping save Little Red's life. You do know that this makes you all little red lifesavers now, don't you?"
thanks for the chuckle, thats a good one. made my monday morning at work much nicer
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Re: Your Spiels
Stduck wrote:speils huh...
Normal Mansion ER:
Ladies and gentleman boys and gouls, for the best view of the portraits above kindly drag your bodies away from the walls and lay them to rest in the dead center of our gallery.
Or...If I have smart ass kids saying dead center I use
and lay them to rest on the dark side of the carpet.
Holiday Mansion ER:
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and gouls
To continue this journey there aren't many rules
To see how Jack has decked our haunted halls
Please kindly drag your bodies away from the walls
At Pooh:
(Load)Bounce on in folks watch your step. Once you are seated pull down on your honey bar making sure it is sticky stuck. Have a tiggerific time. TTFN, ta ta for now.
Watch out for the 500 foot drop, the tripple loop, the ring of fire oh and you may get wet.
No eating, drinking or disco dancing.
Today's weather blustery with a chance of showers.
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Inside Studio C (At the end of the preshow, playback of Walk This Way is heard).
Well guys at this time, turn to your left and walk that way to the alley where your limo is waiting to take you guys to the concert. Enjoy the show and I'll catch you on the flipside. *Turning to the screen and talking to the guy in the mixing room* Oh, CJ, she left the door open *"CJ" Then turns and sees the door then goes to close it*
Here's a remix of the Studio B Speil:
Ladiesandgentlemanwelcometogforcerecordsinjustafewmomentsthedoorstostudioc
willbeopeningopeningtowardsyouinsidewehavethebandAerosmithlayingdownafew
tracksbeforetheyheadofftotheirconcertlaterontonight.Asacourtesytothebandtheyhave
requestedthattherebenoflashphotographyorvideotapingatanytime.Alsoduetolowerlightlevels
insidethestudiopleasewatchyourstepandcontinuemovingallthewaytothelefthandsidetomakeroom
fortheotherscominginbehindyou. Well with all of that in mind I do hope you enjoy the rest of your three and a half hour walking tour that does include our award winning 85 minute documentary on the making of a guitar string, and I hope you enjoy the rest of your day here at G-Force Records where we're turning the music industry, and quite possibly the way you guys look at rock n roll, up...side...down.
*Basically, just messing with them, saying it superfast and then going slow at the end*
Well guys at this time, turn to your left and walk that way to the alley where your limo is waiting to take you guys to the concert. Enjoy the show and I'll catch you on the flipside. *Turning to the screen and talking to the guy in the mixing room* Oh, CJ, she left the door open *"CJ" Then turns and sees the door then goes to close it*
Here's a remix of the Studio B Speil:
Ladiesandgentlemanwelcometogforcerecordsinjustafewmomentsthedoorstostudioc
willbeopeningopeningtowardsyouinsidewehavethebandAerosmithlayingdownafew
tracksbeforetheyheadofftotheirconcertlaterontonight.Asacourtesytothebandtheyhave
requestedthattherebenoflashphotographyorvideotapingatanytime.Alsoduetolowerlightlevels
insidethestudiopleasewatchyourstepandcontinuemovingallthewaytothelefthandsidetomakeroom
fortheotherscominginbehindyou. Well with all of that in mind I do hope you enjoy the rest of your three and a half hour walking tour that does include our award winning 85 minute documentary on the making of a guitar string, and I hope you enjoy the rest of your day here at G-Force Records where we're turning the music industry, and quite possibly the way you guys look at rock n roll, up...side...down.
*Basically, just messing with them, saying it superfast and then going slow at the end*
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I can't say "Darkside of the Carpet" anymore -sniffles-
When they replaced the carpet in the Mansion (its new and purdy) they put the dark carpet on the outside and the light carpet in the middle. So I guess I could say this.
"Ladies and Gentleman, boys and ghouls. For the best view of the portraits above; please kindly drag your bodies away from the walls and lay them to rest away from the darkside of the carpet"
Personally I perfer dead center but every now and again I get some person who thinks they are funny and can say my spiel for me.
When they replaced the carpet in the Mansion (its new and purdy) they put the dark carpet on the outside and the light carpet in the middle. So I guess I could say this.
"Ladies and Gentleman, boys and ghouls. For the best view of the portraits above; please kindly drag your bodies away from the walls and lay them to rest away from the darkside of the carpet"
Personally I perfer dead center but every now and again I get some person who thinks they are funny and can say my spiel for me.
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Re: Your Spiels
I heard this one on the parking tram as I was in as a guest at the DLR:
"You are on the Mickey and friends Tram. If you get on the Lion King Tram, guess what: (singsong voice) YOU WON'T FIND YOUR CAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!"
"You are on the Mickey and friends Tram. If you get on the Lion King Tram, guess what: (singsong voice) YOU WON'T FIND YOUR CAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!"
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I sure miss the ad-lib days. :(
Now if you don't select a pre-approved spiel from the Jungle (or big boats,
BTM , Tours, insert attraction here) OG you are now subject to disipline
at any time.
I understand this all started from an incident on routes... someone made a
comment to a guest going into the monkey car of Casey Jr. in innocent humor
and the guest went black belt on City Hall.
Now if you don't select a pre-approved spiel from the Jungle (or big boats,
BTM , Tours, insert attraction here) OG you are now subject to disipline
at any time.
I understand this all started from an incident on routes... someone made a
comment to a guest going into the monkey car of Casey Jr. in innocent humor
and the guest went black belt on City Hall.
If you ever stop and ask yourself: "How do they dress themselves?"
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If this is true then how come we can still say what ever we please at Casey Jr.?Natural Selection Fan wrote:I understand this all started from an incident on routes... someone made a comment to a guest going into the monkey car of Casey Jr. in innocent humor and the guest went black belt on City Hall.
How many in your group?
all of us.
Stay behind the yellow line
all of us.
Stay behind the yellow line
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I guess Pat hasn't heard you yet.
If you ever stop and ask yourself: "How do they dress themselves?"
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