OK. So there you are sitting in the bathroom stall when you turn your head to read something very interesting. A poem, an anectdote, religous prayer, or a racial slur? Ok ignore the racial slurs. But sometimes it can be very funny so post some you've seen.
Here's Mine:
"Here I sit broken hearted. Came to shit... but only farted. Then I got my second chance. Went to fart and shit my pants.
Warning: If I see any Racial Slurs I will punish people!
Porcelain Poets (Explicit Content)
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Porcelain Poets (Explicit Content)
"A little swordplay, now and then, keeps my mind off sheep!"
"You're messing with my Zen thing, man."
"Dreams are as portals,
flat visions of misty places,
fragments bound below my surface,
but I can write dreams,
they flow from me,
inscribed but now unbound,
I touch them,
and they are real,
and they are real."
"You're messing with my Zen thing, man."
"Dreams are as portals,
flat visions of misty places,
fragments bound below my surface,
but I can write dreams,
they flow from me,
inscribed but now unbound,
I touch them,
and they are real,
and they are real."
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Re: Porcelain Poets (Explicit Content)
I'm in high school. The stall walls at my school are LOADED with random ramblings. The second stall from the left in one of the girls' rooms is where the more immature people write stuff on. One that I can remember is of an eighth grader who claims her older 10th grade brother is overprotective of her and won't let her wear slutty clothes, so she's in pursuit of advice. Can you believe that? Janitor has to paint over the walls every week, and the girls continue to say things like, "once again, our words are silenced."
There was a HUGE religion discussion last year, I believe. Mostly, it's in the same stall, so that everyone knows where to look.
Lame, huh.
There was a HUGE religion discussion last year, I believe. Mostly, it's in the same stall, so that everyone knows where to look.
Lame, huh.
Um... whose baby is this? 
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Re: Porcelain Poets (Explicit Content)
Saw this about 20 years ago, but it was clever enough that it's stuck in my head ever since:
She offered her honor,
He honored her offer,
And all night long,
He was honor and offer.
Personally, I like writing this one, just to get people scratching their heads:
Sesquipedalians of the cosmoplex congregate!
She offered her honor,
He honored her offer,
And all night long,
He was honor and offer.
Personally, I like writing this one, just to get people scratching their heads:
Sesquipedalians of the cosmoplex congregate!
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Re: Porcelain Poets (Explicit Content)
I'm sure everyone has been in a restroom that this could be applied to.
I've shit in England
I've shit in France
Before I'd shit here
I'd shit in my pants
I've shit in England
I've shit in France
Before I'd shit here
I'd shit in my pants
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pretty creative i must say
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