Stupid Guest Tricks

now try pulling the lardo out of a space rocket in less than 10 seconds

So I was at Spalsh today... and well a ride stop was hit for some stupid kid standing, and as the stager went to pull them out we noticed a couple at drop 3 making out in a full log. It was highly intertaing.

I love dumb kids

Oooh... on Columbia, I got... Hey look It's Jack Sparrow... that's usually odd, but my all time Favorite was standing out at the Space entrance and someone called me a CalTrans worker... wasn't quite sure what that ment, but I did get a good laugh from it.

The Monorail coats aint too bad either... put the white scarf UNDER teh fur collar and you look real pimp. but that little jacket.. hello capt EO it's gotta go

after spending last winter on the cloumbia.... thermals are a must. Oh wait there was the moment in time where someone decided that canoes HAD to open with the park during Christmas. Nothin says lovin like opening at 7 am and having the dock iced over while you're wearing stupid moccasins

wow... it's been a while.

Now I always enjoyed the stupid things like "aren't you hot in that coat?"
- the appropriate response is always... "If I was hot do YOU think I would be wearing it?"

There was also a real good one at Columbia/Twain. I was at Turnstyle and this woman comes up to me and ...

Now, what I want to know is do the guests even bother looking at ANYTHING... Lately, since Twain has been down... it's been Columbia 24/7... The thing that I don't get enough of is "So is this where we get the pirate ship?" while looking at the Boat which is docked behind me and glancing at the sign ...

The movie game is the best! I've had so much fun with that on Columbia...

So It's been a long time... Let's see here... Last day at what location:

Columbia: I'd climb the Mainmast with a huge box of cupcakes, sit on the crosstree and throw the cupcakes at unexpected guests down below.

Mark Twain: Blow the whistle all around the river... not that exciting, but fun ...

Oh my God, what wouldn't I say...

For some reason I manage to get away with some of the things that I do.

Althought it all depends on the location...

At Space:
"Hey, Fat Ass... how bout you sit down now? and NO you can't have row one... Ever... you're too fat."

At Monohell:
" Um, No you can ...