Stupid Guest Tricks

K Lot! Nuff Said

I almost forgot about this one.... This is before creep mode on mansion. While at load 1 I would get a few AP guest who would demand the ride to be stopped. As a courtesy I would stop the ride and the AP would hop their jolly fat a$$ up on the buggie with no problem. After seeing this about 10 times...

Ok Ok, im sure im not the first CM to ever get freaky in a place you shouldnt. We alwasy talk about the guest who do the nasty but what about all you CMs... what and where have you gotten freaky? Ive had the pleasure to explore the real backstage areas.... way way backstage! I could have gotten fire...

Its not such a big deal when the guest repeat the speil to themselves but when they try to be louder then the speakers themselves then thats when i want to come in and say SHUT YOUR MOUTH! I also love it when guest ask... Should I step into the Dead Center? Ha ha ha, you have been on the Huanted Man...

I HATE slow dispatchers at splash! The Light is on for a reason!

I HATE it when foyer loads a thousand guest into a ER.

I HATE guest who ask if i work here.

I HATE guest who repeat the speils in the ER to everyone. It just proves that your a even bigger dork.

About two years ago at mansion.... I was watching some of our adult guest getting busy in the ballroom.... there was licking and jumpin and what looked like screaming! You could tell he was giving it to her good! At that point load stopped the ride to let guest on and i informed our "baby makin...

Remebering the fact we all have name bagdes...

Hey you Disney! - a guest yells out because his main entree ticket was not working for fastpass.

About taking out Fastpass at Mansion Holiday.... True, our standby line at mansion would be a lot faster but then we would get about a quarter million guest asking where or why we took out fastpass and then its off to city hall! Its come to a point where Fastpass is only here because our guest deman...

The only magic I do is kicking the little punk kids out of the chiken exit for being retards. THERES UR MAGIC U IDIOT! GET OUT!

Most if the time I let them (the dumb guest groups) step asside till I get a number out of them. I dont even bother to guess how large there group is. Its fun when they see group after group get to ride and they stand there watching me ignore them! After a few minutes they have the nerve to ask me w...