Stupid Guest Tricks

What is that wierd stuff they put on the vomit that dries it out so fast? Its amazing.

Hold the phone. Back when I worked at the park (beyond the dawn of time), people were not allowed to enter if they were wearing costumes. Are you saying thats changed?

Am I to understand that John/Smiley tried to have relations with one of the horses?

I wonder how many of the GenCon people are going to try to wear their costumes into the park. Hee! Good luck, Main Gate!

Heh. "Jocelyn." They were all out of "Linda" badges and that was the closest they could come to my middle name "Joyce."

Wasn't Small World majorly vandalized about 15 years ago? You'd think they would have installed cameras then.

How prevalent are gamers in Disney-dom anyway?

Are there any get togethers planned?

Bwah! I have an old but excellent story (not mine but widely told when I worked at the park) about hijinks on "Inner Space." Back when the park still used tickets, these two guests jumped onto the ride and the girl started going down on the guy pretty much right away. The operators observe...

Anyone ever get schedule for an afterhours grad night within 6 hours of finishing a day shift? Thats a surreal experience, let me tell you.

Would you believe I never got a complaint? I guess I have the kind of face that inspires pity in even the grumpiest guest.