Stupid Guest Tricks

Oh man, you guys are soooo right about so many of these... Except Ellen. I <3 Ellen. :( Probably because it's the only thing even close to Old School EPCOT left. And I love cheezy and dumb. Anyway, here are mine: Kali River Rapids - when the queue is more interesting than the ride, you got problems,...

Here's a thought... get some post cards (don't have to be touristy ones, just cards of that shape and size... or maybe ones from your home town?) and address and stamp them ahead of time. Then, as Great Cast Member Moments present themselves, write your message on the postcard and drop in the neares...

Ran across this the other day... sums up my feelings pretty well.

Shiny rainbow. You know, like you find on stickers and really gaudy notebooks and the like.

:twisted:

How about a Monorail Banana? I think it would really have appeal. No disrespect meant to your lovely pun... but considering that Board X uses the :banana: icon a euphemism for sex.... No. Just no. The horror... WE MUST CONCEIVE OUR SOUVENIR ON THE BANANA MONORAIL OR THAT CHILD JUST WON'T BE SPECIAL...

And this machine is stocked on a consistent basis?

Man, I wish I had those kind of benefits at work! ;)

DonutGoddess wrote:Disney needs a valet lot at the Magic Kingdom, LOL.

...I shudder to think of the cost.

Not least of which would be the Board X bitchthreads about it. Both before and after implementation, where THE CM DID SOMETHING TO MY CAR I DEMAND A NEW MICKEY-THEMED REPLACEMENT VEHICLE rantings will start.

People, people, if we're going to compare movies-to-movies, esp with Disney involved...

Disney already made this movie, back in 1995. Except they called it Pocahontas. :p:

:pocahont: See? We've got a smilie and everything!

BRWombat wrote:I'm pretty sure Walt didn't want a bunch of entitled, self-righteous zealots overseeing every decision his parks made, either. But you know, that's just my thought on the matter.

This. So, so very this. :D:

Guys, Star Wars and Indiana Jones aren't Disney either. What's the difference here? James Cameron versus George Lucas? It shouldn't make any difference. Personally, I'm going to reserve judgement until more is announced. Honestly I'm none too thrilled about those additions either. They seem artific...