Stupid Guest Tricks

TeamUBR wrote:Not sure corks would have the desired effect. Perhaps activated charcoal filter inserts would do the trick.

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They could require all passengers to complete the pre-colonoscopy treatment before flying...

darph nader wrote:On behalf of the BDoSGT,,,,Welcome. Take your choice,
:pepsi: :coke:

If I'm driving - diet Coke please...
If not, any beer you have will do!
(and thank you)

turkeyham wrote:Welcome to our happy family. :)

Thanks Turkeyham.

This didn't happen to me personally, but it was told to me by a very good friend. This friend was working Matterhorn one summer day and he was loading guests. A European family was getting in and the father was wearing the previously mentioned type of shorts. From what I was told the dude's whole &...

There was one airline that seated babies in the smoking section. The thinking was, less oxygen meant less screaming. Wow...coughing better than screaming I guess... Passengers who smoked would often book up the non smoking section nd then walk back to smoking to have a cigarette. They didn't want t...

Thanks Lasolimu! :)

Thank you Big Wallaby. My time with the airlines was back when smoking was just being banned....there were several times when a lavatory smoke detector would go off... Flight Attendant knocks on door: excuse me, is everything all right in there? Passenger: Yes (with alarm going off!) Flight Attendan...

Hi everyone! I just found this site yesterday and have been enjoying reading through the different topics! I am not a CM, but used to be a flight attendant...so I guess you could say that from time to time I would deal with SP (passenger) instead of SG. My all time favorite passenger comment: Excuse...