Stupid Guest Tricks

This is why I always drive rather than taking Disney transportation. I don't want to have to worry about whether I'm supposed to stand up for this or that person. Am I more deserving of the seat or are they? Am I being rude by not giving it up? Who do you give up the seat for and how are other peopl...

How many millions of dollars of taxpayers' money was spent to fly him here plus the disruption completely closing I-4 and numerous other roads caused just so he could speak for 15 minutes? This is always a ridiculous criticism. It's kind of lame to complain about tax dollars being used to fly a pre...

Thanks. Where did you get that "foam" on top of the drink?

Now I get to be a real jerk. When I was training new Monorail Platform Cast, one thing I had to teach them was how to not follow their instinct at times. I can't tell you how many times I was standing next to a ramp, told the person on the ECV to continue backing down the ramp until they touched th...

Wait a second, people masturbate on the rides? I need to hear those stories.