Stupid Guest Tricks

You can buy them with American dollars.

No singing. Wear comfy clothes and good shoes. Bring a signed transfer application. Dance a bunch? I've never done an actual parade audition, but this is what they tell us.

My department seems to be one of the only departments that has it's castmembers work in both parks. When people are in DCA all they ask are questions about Disneyland or just how to get out of DCA. Seriously. It's sad.

It's nice to know that castmembers are entering the guests' realm of stupidity and assholiness.

Tips on getting a faster response... Tell the EXACT location and your name. Don't call in vague areas like "the matterhorn" or "the steam trains" or "small world mall", give exact areas such as "theater a" or "behind the popcorn cart". Use proper te...

I'm so glad Mickey's house is going down for almost a month! It's the first time it's gone down since it opened. It's looking nice and trashy after all these years.

What - no mitigating circumstances besides the rain - no idiots in the crowd with a flood-light equipped video camera that blinded the float driver? It wasn't someone running out of the crowd to pose with the dang float?... If Karma serves us correctly it will be the people who screamed, cried, and...

Everyone was a dick today.

At Mickey's house it's soooo cold, but if they turn the AC off it starts to smell like cheap cologne and funk (sorta like a locker room), so we live in winter-ish conditions all year 'round.

There's always fuzzies...