Stupid Guest Tricks

hobie16 wrote:I'll set up my Banana Beer stand.

Can I get a job application then? :bananana:

I don't fit securely in the overhead bin. That's okay, now days, if your bag doesn't fit in the overhead compartments, the flight crew is more than happy to barrage the other luggage with your body. But that's still no excuse, be a good friend and take the Ktulu Family into the parks! http://www.yo...

[font=Verdana] Any guest who is too inquisitive or aggressive in asking questions about company policy, how things work, etc are suspicious guests. Contact Security immediately. [/font] [font=Verdana]Whether they are a threat or not, you will get them to shut the hell up.[/font] [font=Verdana]MAPO[...

The joys of micro electronics. With the recent work on the 7 atom transistors, these will only get smaller. 1 atom would be about the same size as 1/1,000,000th of a single hair. It's only a matter of time before skimmers will also be "atomized" and made so small that they cannot even be ...

It's not for criminal investigations, rather, internal use. :D:

My best advice, don't use the internet. Yes, I do work for a provider, and chances are really good your packets have crossed our network. The only solution: Smash your computer into many thousands of unrecognizable pieces. Now, with that said, I don't beleive that the internet is so dangerous that ...

Big Wallaby wrote:I apologize for not feeling guilty. Didn't know about it until very recently.

That wasn't for you, silly. :D:

I am an I.T. professional, and this is something that has come up in discussions many times. Sadly, there are groups, both government sponsored, and organization sponsored, not to mention the many mafias and other crime syndicates that are involved that are quite literally obsessed with viruses, tro...

Happy Birthday Big Wallaby!

I was informed that I will not be able to attend this last minute "conference" (only name I could give it that would give me the slightest sliver of a chance to get the time off) by Kevin. For Kevin: Sadly, neither Kevin (dad) nor Rex (brother) will be attending this wonderful opportunity ...