Stupid Guest Tricks

Sure, way to make snarlingcoyote feel welcome... Yeah! I was just thinking that. If you don't like urban coyotes, stop leaving the little dogs out. They're just sooooo. . .tasty. . .yappy, but tasty. (Cats come with a pointy side. I, personally, avoid them. It's like bones in a fish, you know?)

turkeyham wrote:I know on New Years Eve, they check all pockets too. SG love to smoggle is alcohol and add it to their beverage.
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Sigh. Those folks didn't go to the right universities. It is amazing how many LSU girls go into Tiger Stadium as 32 DDD's and come out 32 B's.

Ah, obviously none of you were raised strict Southern Baptist. My immediate reaction was that she was there with some anti-drinking family members and was afraid they'd see the wine when she and they got back to the room. The $20 tip would be a small price to pay to avoid the w(h)ine she'd have to e...

Thank ya'll for the kind welcome. . . A snarling coyote is the best kind. It means we're not trying to lure you into a poker game from which you will awaken naked with blue and purple paint on your. . .pet parts ;) A smiling coyote means run very, very fast as there's usually a con in it somewhere. ...

Quite new here. . .but I volunteer with an animal rescue group. Over the holidays we do pet pictures at Petsmart. Santa always gets quite hot, so he takes breaks. I was chatting with a Santa helper about the costume when I realized there was a little girl staring at us, wide-eyed. Santa helper reali...