Stupid Guest Tricks

this type of thing pisses me off... personally if i don't know you.. i won't sign you in not even if you are willing to pay me... just pay for the tickets and quit being such a cheap skate about it if you have enough money to get there.. then you should have enough to buy tickets.. the end...

i remember work'n atuo this one grad nite and this one kid (who i thought was mentally challenged) asked on my buddies to help him find his pipe that he lost in one of the cars.. i just about died laughing... retarded and high.. what a great combo lol

whenever i see line jumpers at my lil buzz ride, i just tell em to go to the back of the line with the tone of "i'm gonna break your legs if you don't" and if it's during grad nite.. oooh.. i'll actually say it... it's quite amusing... their faces... oo good times