Stupid Guest Tricks

On topic, but kind of a step to the left. My family is heaing to WDW in 3 weeks, and my daughter/SO wanted to make business card sized "thank you" notes to hand out to CM's who make them smile, or feel the majic or whatnot. Would these be appreciated by CM's? I think it may be more benefi...

Wanna know how to really freak people out? In an enclosed space like an elevator, stand facing everybody else, back to the door. Smile. Guaranteed to really stir things up. :twisted: I SO wish I could do 'awkward' humor, but it just tears me up - can't do it....can barely watch it. :eek: Tom Green ...

I'm all the time going to the shorter or non-existent line when everybody else is lining up behind the other guests. I did it last night at the Noodle Station, everybody else was getting in line behind people and I went straight for the empty side of the order taker. I also don't hesitate to go for...

You guys are cracking me up with your overlap posting... lol Actually, I *was* a bus driver at WDW, and may be again some day. After five years on the waiting list, I was finally trained to drive Main Street Vehicles, and qualified on Horseless Carriages, the Firetruck, the Omnibus, and parade all i...

On our trip earlier this month we ate at Columbia Harbour House on several occasions. Each time when I went to one of the registers to order, the right line was 7-9 people deep and the left side of the register was completely empty. Of course I went to the left and my order was taken next after the...

The operative statement there is that they wouldn't have believed you. That's why the old saying advises not to try to teach a pig to sing. It's impossible, and it just annoys the pig. I never figured out the motivation for the annoyance of my Epcot "friends." All I can figure is that the...

I thought of you on Monday... I got behind this one family at the Tomorrowland Speedway, and they just totally didn't 'get' lines/queues....it was the craziest thing. What's worst was that they thought I was the idiot -- no kidding... First, rather than wrapping themselves through the rope line that...