Stupid Guest Tricks

Na Splash is not that bad I love it.. you cant go 101 for backing up the station.. the only thing is we have long lines and 101s can suck some times. But its not as bad line wise as it use to be.

Splash Mountain was not open for her. They Told us that if she changed her mind to extend Cms but Im glad she didnt. I did not want to deal with it

When I worked out in the Lot in 99 they gave us these fanny pack type things that could hold water bottles. They also had a scooter with water on it that a lead would Drive around in and give out H20 to the Field CMs and there was Water near the Tram Stop for the RTs and Drivers I dont know what it ...

I love loading guests on the Twain.. and the CM in the wheel house says There are no bathrooms aboard and if you think you have to go within the next 15 to 20 minutes you might want to step off now and join us for a later trip.. sure enough as soon as you leave guests start asking where trhe bathroo...

Yup you work on a 6 month contract no Days off 12- 16 hour days then you get 2 months off. If you work in stores you get the chance of having time off when you are at the ports except for Castaway cay... Most the CMs are from other countries so the pay is pretty good for them the one US CM I talked ...

I hope all the new hires have plenty of lube....

I remember 4 years ago at jungle a skipper was fired because he said ot a guest over the PA Dont come back or I am going to kill you. Then there was a CM who was prank calling a Tool that was working Tiki and one of the times he called a manager picked up and said "Tiki room this is Blank"...

hell I kicked a few kids out of the Adult pool when I went on the cruise in Jan im sorry they have 2 damn pools already.

Attractions CMs have this new thing donw east we have been doing it for about 4 years now its called CDS.. I love this new system because it defines Break penalties and now your lunch does not start until you are back stage which is somthing we have been arguing about with CDS for years. I think the...

Yes, I realize it's bad form to quote oneself, but I'll do it anyways ... I should rephrase the initial statement. HERE Local 362 pretends to represent attractions at WDW. Based on the rather weak contract they negotiated, I sometimes wonder if they actually have our best interests in mind. I've he...