Stupid Guest Tricks

Oh here is another good one that I use on the monorail sometimes. The windows are locked in place for ventilation and so that people don't keep breaking them. Well it's kinda cold out right now so people always complain that the windows don't go up the easy response is... Oh I'm sorry about that, bu...

So true.

Totally agree, many times i am working Auto when it's raining and people will complain that their seats are wet and that I need to dry it off for them. Um was it some sort of mystery that the cars have no roofs, in fact it must have been an even bigger mystery to find out that gasp the ride is outsi...

That's funny how we can both be on seperate coasts yet use the same responses. It always amazes me the responses that people give one day I had to go on and on with a lady who insisted that a child is like her own personal handicap and should be treated as such. I just can't believe that someone wou...

Yeah that is always the reaction a guest gives schocked silence at their complete and uttler lack of intelligence. It's even better when people around them hear it then they get really silent. And you can never get in trouble no one will ever argue against that point.

Well this is one that I use that I always use on monorail but I guess if you get thequestion you to can use my fabulous response. While working monorail we get many a guest that complain that their strollers need to be collapsed. Often times they complain that wheelchair guests don't need to fold th...

True dat, except I can't exactly let them back in the train even if I wanted to since one way trips mean we are pulling the trains from the track so there is very little we can do to fix that problem, if they are that pissed not my fault they decided to leave the park before filing their complain, c...

One night while closing Monorail I had a very angry, very large guest approach me complaining about this and that and how we were mean because we squished her into the train and how she needed two seats and not one. Well she comes storming up to me asking where she can file a complait. Guest: Where ...

Yeah the two finger point is evil, several of my friends have "pointed" that out to me on serveral occasions, sorry bad joke. I know when walking around the park I am always tempted to do the birthday stciker thing or tell someone they are not in a smoking section, then I realize I'm not w...

Yeah, those supposed new monorails will most likely never happen, it is a wish list sorta thing, everytime a train e-stops for any reason no matter how stupid we make note of it in the e-stop log, and we call the attraction 101 most of the time even if it is only for a min, the idea is to show manag...