Stupid Guest Tricks

And in honor of it, I want to know about the craziest thing you've ever caught a guest doing. My story is a little mild (but hopefully I'll come out of grad nite season with much better ones... :twisted :) I was walking along Big Thunder Trail doing a perimeter check when i see two kids making out o...

Aw, 105! Yup, he's still there and kickin'.

Hippos: how was he never caught? I'm assuming they have his name and address of file. I'm surprised they wouldn't charge him for stealing company property or something similar. Also, if this was a while ago, I bet it was before direct deposit. Did he just never bother to pick up his last checK? Thi...

The other day at Thunder one of the CMs made popcorn in the microwave backstage, but it burned and set off the fire alarm. The whole attraction had to go 101. This one was before my time, but is a legend amongst skips. During one of the Aladdin's Oasis shows, when the jungle outfits were the same as...

I've dealt with some stupid guests in my time, but this takes the cake: So I'm doing guest control for the fireworks, happily waving my flashlight and directing guests down the line, when a young family (wife, husband, and small child) wave me over. They seemed hesitant to talk to me, so I told them...