Stupid Guest Tricks

Try working Splash.....sometimes all you need to do is turn your head for 2 seconds and there are people all over the place. I constantly have people refusing to get in because they don't want to get wet. One time I had a family who told me they didn't get in the log because the family in the front ...

Splash is the worst for that. Most of the things people lose fall into the flume and are sucked into the pumps. Nobody ever gets their hat back.

When people ask my where the restrooms are now I usually tell them that there is only one restroom in the whole park and it's down on Main Street. I also tell them there is around a 2 hour wait. The sad thing is that they usually believe it for a second. It's fun to joke around with guests.

On attractions where children must reach a certain height you will see parents pull all kinds of stunts to make their children appear taller. Probably the best story is from this summer when I was measuring a little girl and she started crying, saying her feet were cold. Thats because her father had ...

Some guests don't like to take the long hike to the bathrooms. Over the summer there was a guest who decided that his bathroom was at the base of the Frontierland RR, around the exit to Splash. When approached and asked why he did what he did he responded with "I didn't want to lose my spot in line ...