Stupid Guest Tricks

I went and waited outside on a bench with my kids. After about 20 minutes she came out. The GR CM she complained to gave her $50 Disney Dollars as compensation for the two CS's being closed, and vouchers to buy her kid new underwear and a new outfit! :eek: Please! Why was the SG's stupidity rewarde...

Chipmunks are not squirrels and stupid guests are not geniuses :D: : During one of my shifts at Star Tours, I was telling this one guy, I forgot what city he came from, that Mickey Mouse should pay a visit to that city. He kept on asking me when he was going to visit his city, so for almost two minu...

I tell guests that the squirrels are related to Chip and Dale. Surprisingly, they believe me like all brainless guests.

".. Can we just go through Fastpass line?" .. UGH. I hate it when they do that. For crying out loud, they're wasting their time biyatching and complaining at you, so of course they can wait for five minutes or less. They could've been at the front of the line already if they didn't biyatc...

They certainly are getting dumber. More foreign tourists come to the park claiming to not know a word of English and you wonder how they got there in the first place. Guests not listening to you at all. Guests lying about everything. Guests trying to get CMs in trouble by lying to the coordinators a...

Perhaps God would ride on Star Tours if he knew Joan of Arcadia or the star of Ghost Whisperer was working there. Seriously, I don't know why I'm allowing the non-English speaking guests to push my buttons with the whole "How many in your party?" portion, which they can't understand. I'm n...

Actual situations... CM: How many? SG: No entiendo CM: (firmer) How many? SG2 (her child I guess): Four CM: Thank you, Row 4. Jesus Christ! CM: How many of you? SG: (big eyes) hmm? CM: How many of you? SG: (big eyes) hmm? CM: Just two of you SG: Yes, two of us CM: Thank you, go to row 3. Gosh, that'...

But then it's not near as much fun for them to wait in a 30 min line only to get up the to ride and see that they can't ride or that it's too extreme. Don't you know that SG like to waste precious time in line for a ride they can't/ wont ride. LOL As an Operations Cast Member, I agree with this sta...

Guests expectations are way too high when they come to the parks. The best way to make a guest's visit enjoyable is on your days off. On my days off, I go to the parks either by myself or with friends. We talk to many families while waiting in line at a ride or waiting for a show to start. We tell t...

I say let the SGs soak in their own bath of hate, stupidity, and brainlessness. Don't jump in with them. They are fire, we (Cast Members) are Water or Earth.

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