Stupid Guest Tricks

when i was odv we used to get pulled to serve at resturants.one day they were super short at coke corner so a few of us got sent there. the lead told us we would be on registers. we looked at him like he had 3 heads. after 30 seconds of training, which i think all that was said was "this is a touch ...

while selling balloons on mainstreet:

"ill take 1...do you guys take atm?" ::pulls out card::
me: ::looks around:: where would you like me to swipe it? (im soo surprised i didnt get fired for that one...she had it commin!)

or my other favorite: (on a churro/pretzel/popcorn cart)

"can i have one ...

last year i had this lady come into star trader looking for this 50th aniversary hoodie/sweater in a small.

she had been to every store in both parks and couldnt find it. i told her we were all out parkwide...i offer to check in the back, but sure enough we were out. she goes up to the maniquin ...